80s Guy said:EFE said:
Built a rack for my new target tonight. Headed somewhere where I can shoot this thing from far away this weekend.
If you want to venture all the way up to the Jackson/Lavaca County line this weekend, I got a spot you can shoot as far as you can see.... gonna be down there trying to get a friend on a buck.
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Cutting it close, but I finally received the last part of my gift and will be shipping it today!
Two packages arrived but I'm not home and afraid of asking my parents to open them for me. Thank you again, Talon.
That's fake news... you want your parents to open it
chiken said:
Two packages arrived but I'm not home and afraid of asking my parents to open them for me. Thank you again, Talon.
Totally safe, they can open them
Yay!!! Thank you again!!
You're welcome!
Box 1 is here. Thanks for the rim job and the shark glasses. Pictures to follow this evening sometime.Tree Hugger said:
I just Amazoned my gifts to my recipient. They should get one box soon and another right before Christmas.
Talon2DSO said:
You're welcome!
What, no tasteful noods? Did you forget to something in your package to Chiken?
MooreTrucker said:Box 1 is here. Thanks for the rim job and the shark glasses. Pictures to follow this evening sometime.Tree Hugger said:
I just Amazoned my gifts to my recipient. They should get one box soon and another right before Christmas.
Always a pleasure to give someone a ri...... oh wait.
MooreTrucker said:Box 1 is here. Thanks for the rim job and the shark glasses. Pictures to follow this evening sometime.Tree Hugger said:
I just Amazoned my gifts to my recipient. They should get one box soon and another right before Christmas.
I need to step up my gifts next year.
Hate to say it, folks, but the rest of y'all are playing for second place in terms of 2020's best Secret Santa. 713nervy has the win sewn up.
I open the box to this sight. Yes folks, that is a mysterious package resting on top of five ****ing pounds of saltwater taffy.
What's in the package, you ask? Just a calendar that combines two of my favorite things - dogs and taking nice relaxing dumps. I didn't even tell Nervy about the latter - truly Santa Nervy knows all.
But wait, there's more - nestled in amongst that sweet, sweet taffy, I find not one but two Whataburger shirts, so that I can let these benighted Carolina people know the joys of that orange and white restaurant. I'm wearing one of them right now.
I open the box to this sight. Yes folks, that is a mysterious package resting on top of five ****ing pounds of saltwater taffy.
What's in the package, you ask? Just a calendar that combines two of my favorite things - dogs and taking nice relaxing dumps. I didn't even tell Nervy about the latter - truly Santa Nervy knows all.
But wait, there's more - nestled in amongst that sweet, sweet taffy, I find not one but two Whataburger shirts, so that I can let these benighted Carolina people know the joys of that orange and white restaurant. I'm wearing one of them right now.
Almost forgot. Nervy, I think you may have accidentally put one of your playing cards in the gift.
Wouldn't want you playing solitaire with a deck of 51 - let me know if you want it back.
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Wouldn't want you playing solitaire with a deck of 51 - let me know if you want it back.
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Load it to imgur and not using the site. I wanna see! And thats an awesome gift, nervy. I want some saltwater taffy!!!
chiken said:
Load it to imgur and not using the site. I wanna see! And thats an awesome gift, nervy. I want some saltwater taffy!!!
"Saltwater taffy"? Is that his "pron name"?
Oh my. I'd like to see the whole deck.
I thought we couldn't post boobs.
https://www.amazon.com/Naked-Stripper-Playing-Poker-Bachelorette/dp/B07Z25NH5J/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=naked+playing+cards&qid=1607823865&sr=8-2chiken said:
Oh my. I'd like to see the whole deck.
Just ordered two sets of these for fishing buddy gifts
To my Santa: we aren't expected to get the next mail delivery for another two weeks. Sadly, I won't get your gift until after Christmas but I'll post as soon as I do!!
Yeah. I like hiding them in my spouse's things: his briefcase, his coat pockets, his iPad case, his dress pants pockets, his shoes, his luggage, DVD cases, books, music scores, musical instrument cases, his car - especially when I know he's hanging out with his bros. I also hide them in friend's cars and houses and gifts. You're welcome.
Amazing work Nerv.
Thank you for the thank you card. My wife was very confused at first when she opened it. She did not make the connection at first and thought I was buying girls random stuff. She jokingly said "your mistress seems very polite and thoughtful for sending a hand written thank you note."
Thank you for the thank you card. My wife was very confused at first when she opened it. She did not make the connection at first and thought I was buying girls random stuff. She jokingly said "your mistress seems very polite and thoughtful for sending a hand written thank you note."
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Mailbox piracy has claimed gift attempt #1 so now Jeff Bezos will be handling this one. Two neighborhoods were hit in the middle of the night, we think mostly in search of cash and checks being sent out in Christmas cards.
Winding down towards the deadline. If you haven't shipped your gift yet, get on it and let me know so that I can coordinate with your recipient. If you haven't received your gift yet, also let me know so that I can make gentle inquiries.
I have been in contact with the Santas for the following people:
1. Pirate - your gift has been placed on the sleigh (I think you're aware of this), but it may take awhile for the reindeer to get flight clearance to your location.
2. Tanya - Santa is waiting on delivery of one final item, which is coming from a far-off land (even more exotic than Clute, TX). Once that has been procured, your gift will be on Santa's sleigh and winging its way towards you.
If you have received your gift, please be sure to mark it as received on Elfster. That will help me keep track of who's left (or alternatively, who can't follow instructions).
I have been in contact with the Santas for the following people:
1. Pirate - your gift has been placed on the sleigh (I think you're aware of this), but it may take awhile for the reindeer to get flight clearance to your location.
2. Tanya - Santa is waiting on delivery of one final item, which is coming from a far-off land (even more exotic than Clute, TX). Once that has been procured, your gift will be on Santa's sleigh and winging its way towards you.
If you have received your gift, please be sure to mark it as received on Elfster. That will help me keep track of who's left (or alternatively, who can't follow instructions).
My Santa contacted me FYI. Should be shipping ASAP
Claude! said:
Winding down towards the deadline. If you haven't shipped your gift yet, get on it and let me know so that I can coordinate with your recipient. If you haven't received your gift yet, also let me know so that I can make gentle inquiries.
I have been in contact with the Santas for the following people:
1. Pirate - your gift has been placed on the sleigh (I think you're aware of this), but it may take awhile for the reindeer to get flight clearance to your location.
2. Tanya - Santa is waiting on delivery of one final item, which is coming from a far-off land (even more exotic than Clute, TX). Once that has been procured, your gift will be on Santa's sleigh and winging its way towards you.
If you have received your gift, please be sure to mark it as received on Elfster. That will help me keep track of who's left (or alternatively, who can't follow instructions).
So I really need to mark that EFE sent me a giant bobble deeeek doll?
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Swarles Barkley nailed it for me. Booze and some Everton stuff. Nicely done!
What the two of you do in your personal time is up to you.80s Guy said:Claude! said:
Winding down towards the deadline. If you haven't shipped your gift yet, get on it and let me know so that I can coordinate with your recipient. If you haven't received your gift yet, also let me know so that I can make gentle inquiries.
I have been in contact with the Santas for the following people:
1. Pirate - your gift has been placed on the sleigh (I think you're aware of this), but it may take awhile for the reindeer to get flight clearance to your location.
2. Tanya - Santa is waiting on delivery of one final item, which is coming from a far-off land (even more exotic than Clute, TX). Once that has been procured, your gift will be on Santa's sleigh and winging its way towards you.
If you have received your gift, please be sure to mark it as received on Elfster. That will help me keep track of who's left (or alternatively, who can't follow instructions).
So I really need to mark that EFE sent me a giant bobble deeeek doll?
Things I mailed at the same time as my secret Santa gift have started arriving, so someone should be getting a package from Japan any day now.
Blindey nailed my gift! Decanter and Death Star ice molds
I'm a little worried - I was told something shipped a week ago but nothing has gotten here yet. Hopefully it didn't disappear somehow.
I've reached out to your Santa, Fife.The Fife said:
I'm a little worried - I was told something shipped a week ago but nothing has gotten here yet. Hopefully it didn't disappear somehow.
Thanks, I was thinking more in terms of someone getting to the mailbox before I did since that's apparently a thing this year.
I got it. Checking to see if there's tracking info or anything like that.
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