Is Conway Twitty the best old perv singer ever?

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hairloom
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Since I can't sing, I'll have to agree.
Uncle Howdy
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It's definitely your mom
hairloom
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Geralt of Rivia said:

It's definitely your mom
That's not true Wade
Uncle Howdy
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hairloom said:

Geralt of Rivia said:

It's definitely your mom
That's not true Wade


I know. She's a nice lady
hairloom
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Geralt of Rivia said:

hairloom said:

Geralt of Rivia said:

It's definitely your mom
That's not true Wade


I know. She's a nice lady
you saying my mom can't sing!?
Uncle Howdy
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Are you saying that she can?!?
Slamn Sharpe
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I didnt know who he was until I started looking up country music records. I'm terrible with names so I'm guessing that's why I didn't recognize his name. considering where his name is in the record books, I think it's safe to say he's the most overrated country music singer of all-time
Seven Costanza
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hairloom
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You shut the hell up
Seven Costanza
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hairloom
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hairloom
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Slamn Sharpe
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hairloom said:

You shut the hell up


Have you ever heard anyone mention his name as a top 5 favorite country music singer? Or heard his name in any other type of conversation around the camp fire?
BoomGoesThe
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Conway Twitty is greatness. A list like yours has to include "Slow Hand" and "Tight Fittin' Jeans".

On a separate note, "I Don't Know a Thing About Love (The Moon Song)" is one of the greatest country songs of all time.
Jugstore Cowboy
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Don't forget the timeless classic, "I've Already Loved You In My Mind"
Cramp00
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Pretty sure family guy is the only reason I know his name
Aggie
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McDadeTXAggie said:

I didnt know who he was until I started looking up country music records. I'm terrible with names so I'm guessing that's why I didn't recognize his name. considering where his name is in the record books, I think it's safe to say he's the most overrated country music singer of all-time


Didn't even know who he was and then claims he is the most overrated country singer of all time.... lol ..., ok junior
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Harry Lime said:

Don't forget the timeless classic, "I've Already Loved You In My Mind"


"I've jerked off to you at least a dozen times"

Claude!
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Conway Twitty is the lovable old perv singer Yin to David Allan Coe's dirty old perv singer Yang.
lotsofhp
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A sharp looking young man who's often mistaken for Conway Twitty goes to work at a local church. The pastor of the church gives him an assignment to go out into the community and try to get some new people to come to the church.

So he decides to start going door to door talking to people.

He knocks the first door and an older grandmother type answers the door. She sees him and excitedly says, "Oh my god it's Conway Twitty!!"

He reply's, "no ma'am, I'm not Conway. I've just started working at the local church and I'm going around telling people about it. I hope to see you Sunday." "Oh yes sir I'll be there!"

He goes to the next house and knocks the door. An over weight lady answers, "Oh my god it's Conway Twitty!!" "No ma'am, I get that a lot. Just out trying to get people to start coming to church." "I'll be there for sure!!"

He knocks the third door and a young blonde right out of the shower answers the door wearing a towel. She sees him and in her excitement drops the towel and screams, "OH MY GOD ITS CONWAY TWITTY!"

To which he reply's, "Hello darlin..."
IIIHorn
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Cringey Twitty
Potcake
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McDadeTXAggie said:

I didnt know who he was until I started looking up country music records. I'm terrible with names so I'm guessing that's why I didn't recognize his name. considering where his name is in the record books, I think it's safe to say he's the most overrated country music singer of all-time


You try too hard, Mark.
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Potcake said:

McDadeTXAggie said:

I didnt know who he was until I started looking up country music records. I'm terrible with names so I'm guessing that's why I didn't recognize his name. considering where his name is in the record books, I think it's safe to say he's the most overrated country music singer of all-time


You try too hard, Mark.


That's what she said.
george1992
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george1992
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BaitShack
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Noted.
Slamn Sharpe
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Aggie said:

McDadeTXAggie said:

I didnt know who he was until I started looking up country music records. I'm terrible with names so I'm guessing that's why I didn't recognize his name. considering where his name is in the record books, I think it's safe to say he's the most overrated country music singer of all-time


Didn't even know who he was and then claims he is the most overrated country singer of all time.... lol ..., ok junior


If you sell that many records and I don't know who you are... you're totally overrated. Hes in the books up there with George Strait.

George Strait?? Child please
chimpanzee
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One more. I remember hearing his stuff on the radio back in the 80's thinking he was a cheesy sounding creeper.

Max Power
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I always thought Conway looked creepy, but this story made me think he must have been a pretty good guy.

https://tasteofcountry.com/reba-mcentire-conway-twitty-grandson-story/
BurnetAggie99
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He had the record for the most number 1 hits to George Strait broke it back in 2006. He was also drafted out of HS to play baseball Phillies.
mandevilleag
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Used to love me a Twitty burger back in the day. One of the last Twitty restaurants was in Hemphill, TX, population 1,239. Salute!
SNES Chalmers
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Bob_Ag
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Fun fact: His real name is Harold Jenkins. Also, Conway is one the best and if you haven't heard of him you probably wear a mask inside your car.
I Drink Your Milkshake
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Bob_Ag said:

Fun fact: His real name is Harold Jenkins. Also, Conway is one the best and if you haven't heard of him you probably wear a mask inside your car.
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