A sharp looking young man who's often mistaken for Conway Twitty goes to work at a local church. The pastor of the church gives him an assignment to go out into the community and try to get some new people to come to the church.
So he decides to start going door to door talking to people.
He knocks the first door and an older grandmother type answers the door. She sees him and excitedly says, "Oh my god it's Conway Twitty!!"
He reply's, "no ma'am, I'm not Conway. I've just started working at the local church and I'm going around telling people about it. I hope to see you Sunday." "Oh yes sir I'll be there!"
He goes to the next house and knocks the door. An over weight lady answers, "Oh my god it's Conway Twitty!!" "No ma'am, I get that a lot. Just out trying to get people to start coming to church." "I'll be there for sure!!"
He knocks the third door and a young blonde right out of the shower answers the door wearing a towel. She sees him and in her excitement drops the towel and screams, "OH MY GOD ITS CONWAY TWITTY!"
To which he reply's, "Hello darlin..."