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Does your neighbor mow his lawn when you mow yours?

12,450 Views | 76 Replies | Last: 5 yr ago by Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy
Southlake
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Both my neighbors mow their lawns when I mow mine. I can wait an extra two or three days. Doesn't matter.

Of course we're the only guys on the street who don't have a lawn service.

hunterntexas
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Lawn guys do the yard every other Wednesday.

Previous house, my house and the neighbors on either side would all mow within a day or two of each other. No guarantee who would be first (usually I was), but the other two would follow quickly.
Furlock Bones
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i don't mind mowing. rather enjoy it. it's the weedeating/edging and cleanup that annoy the piss out of me.
Milwaukees Best Light
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Almost the whole cul de sac use the same vatos, so we are just about all on the same 2 week schedule. Stop being poor and this is no longer a concern.
Leeman
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Mowing yourself.. how novel.
GMMoss
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Yes. So weird
concac
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I never bothered to pay attention to when my neighbors mow their yards because I just don't give a sht.
Holly Golightly
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I'll ask my yard guy when my neighbors' yard guys does theirs
Cromagnum
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Do my own and it looks way better than folks on the street that pay someone. Most have a ton of fungal disease, root rot, and other nastiness killing theirs.
ought1ag
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im not home much so when im in town i usually cut it pretty low...........it always seems to be right after my neighbor does his yard and it instantly looks like he didnt mow.
Slamn Sharpe
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Almost the whole cul de sac use the same vatos, so we are just about all on the same 2 week schedule. Stop being poor and this is no longer a concern.


Either you're

1. Filthy rich
2. Terrible with money
3. Have an enormous yard
4. Lazy

I'm going to guess 2 & 4

I mow my own, and get paid to mow two other yards in the neighborhood. I use that money for my hobby (firearms)
Champion of Fireball
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Real men mow their own lawn. I don't want nobody ****ing up my glorious lawn.

Plus when your hired vatos are lazy and don't mow to the property line, don't expect me to mow your yard.
Ogre09
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Their grass doesn't look long until you cut yours. Then by comparison is looks long and needs cut.
Champion of Fireball
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That's why I'm glad I have small testicles. The smaller the POTAYLOR the larger the meat looks.
Bob Loblaws Law Blog
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Mowing, edging, etc. barely takes an hour and it gets me out of the house. Jumping in the pool afterwards is a big plus too.
infinity ag
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Furlock Bones said:

i don't mind mowing. rather enjoy it. it's the weedeating/edging and cleanup that annoy the piss out of me.

Cleanup after doing it is always the most annoying thing.
Claude!
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I miss having a lawn to mow sometimes.
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Claude! said:

I miss having a lawn to mow sometimes.

Ditto.
Milwaukees Best Light
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McDadeTXAggie said:

Milwaukees Best Light said:

Almost the whole cul de sac use the same vatos, so we are just about all on the same 2 week schedule. Stop being poor and this is no longer a concern.


Either you're

1. Filthy rich
2. Terrible with money
3. Have an enormous yard
4. Lazy

I'm going to guess 2 & 4

I mow my own, and get paid to mow two other yards in the neighborhood. I use that money for my hobby (firearms)
if I ever get poor enough to live in your hood, I will let you cut my lawn too. Until then, champaign wishes and caviar dreams for me.
Champion of Fireball
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When I retire I will start a lawn mowing business for fun. Just 4 Or 5 lawns a day. Not for the money but for fun.

Charge $10 less than what someone pays already.
Bob Loblaws Law Blog
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bh93 said:

When I retire I will start a lawn mowing business for fun. Just 4 Or 5 lawns a day. Not for the money but for fun.

Charge $10 less than what someone pays already.
You could just go for a walk.
Slamn Sharpe
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We are looking at property in Castle Gate II. Low 400k houses. I'll be push moving my lawn their too
Martin Q. Blank
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bh93 said:

When I retire I will start a lawn mowing business for fun. Just 4 Or 5 lawns a day. Not for the money but for fun.

Charge $10 less than what someone pays already.
Mow lawns for fun?
DadAG10
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Milwaukees Best Light said:



if I ever get poor enough to live in your hood, I will let you cut my lawn too. Until then, champaign wishes and caviar dreams for me.
Poor enough to not know how to spell.

Have you ever had a glass?





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wangus12
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McDadeTXAggie said:

We are looking at property in Castle Gate II. Low 400k houses. I'll be push moving my lawn there too
fify
Slamn Sharpe
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he'll counter with ag tag smack
Slamn Sharpe
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wangus12 said:

McDadeTXAggie said:

We are looking at property in Castle Gate II. Low 400k houses. I'll be push moving my lawn there too
fify


I'm fully aware of the proper use of their, there, and they're
Ginormus Ag
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Are we talking about trimming the pubes? I can't tell.
Username checks out.
Ol_Ag_02
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I think the real question here is who cuts the grass at the lawn guy's house? Maylasians? Chinese?
ToddyHill
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My neighbor and I both have about 2-3 acres, and we both have Kubota Zero Turn mowers. It seems that whenever one of us is out mowing, the other generally follows.
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Krazykat
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Neighbor's wife would see me mowing. Within 30 minutes he was out there mowing too. This happened all the time. Poor guy.
agz win
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I killed all my grass years ago and have only native ferns, ivies and other ground covers. My neighbors appreciate my disdain to mowing and mower noise and accommodate by only mowing when I am away from the property.
GarryowenAg
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McDadeTXAggie said:

We are looking at property in Castle Gate II. Low 400k houses. I'll be push moving my lawn their too

Is that supposed to be a lot of money? Asking for a friend.
Bruce Almighty
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bh93 said:

Real men now their own lawn. I don't want nobody ****ing up my glorious lawn.

Plus when your hired vatos are lazy and don't mow to the property line, don't expect me to mow your yard.


This is just code for "I suck with the ladies and have to justify my manliness in other ways."
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