your spouse gives you a 3 person hall pass - name your 3

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9:15p, 1/21/20
Holly

Charpie

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In reply to Pirate04 • 9:22p, 1/21/20
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Strong work. I have the same type apparently:

Henry Cavill



American Sniper Bradley Cooper



Also buff John Krasinski

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In reply to Pirate04 • 9:32p, 1/21/20
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Pirate04 said:
John Krasinksi, especially bearded and buff

Rodgers

And since I can't have Michael Murphy, I'll take Taylor Kitsch as Michael Murphy


Damn. I really have a type.


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In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 9:33p, 1/21/20
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I'd pick my wife three times cause I made a promise in front of God, my family and friends.


I too choose Milwaukee's Wife
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9:42p, 1/21/20
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Marissa Miller - iPod SI

NSFW

Elisha Cuthbert



Britney Spears
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Brooke Langton
Missy Peregryn
Sarah Shahi
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Can I just say Chris Hemsworth three times?

https://instagr.am/p/B3vr6NGJWY1
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This thread would be better if each user had a tag next to the user name. Either (@)(@) or ====@.
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Gal Gadot
Margot Robbie
Evangeline Lily


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I probabaly would just stay with my fishing guide...
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In reply to Cromagnum • 12:02p, 1/22/20
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Cromagnum said:
Kate Beckinsale anytime over 18 years old
1990s Jennifer Connelly
Alex Zedra
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12:08p, 1/22/20
These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.
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In reply to knoxtom • 12:40p, 1/22/20
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knoxtom said:
These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.
I am pretty sure my list would with me....
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In reply to knoxtom • 12:42p, 1/22/20
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knoxtom said:
These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.


Because it's not real
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12:42p, 1/22/20
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Cathrine Zeta Jones
Salma Hayek
The Wife - she can either join in, or sit in the corner and cry
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In reply to knoxtom • 1:05p, 1/22/20
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knoxtom said:
These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.
Because this is a hypothetical hall pass, and fantasy answers are less likely to get the spouse angry than naming a best friend or coworker. As long as the person is unattainable, the spouse is not threatened.
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Btw, every time I hear or read Hall Pass, I think of this.


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In reply to knoxtom • 1:25p, 1/22/20
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knoxtom said:
These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.

/histag
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In reply to King moto moto • 2:02p, 1/22/20
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Moto Moto said:


I am pretty sure my list would with me....
oh. yeah.
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In reply to ursusguy • 4:32p, 1/22/20
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ursusguy said:
Brooke Langton
Missy Peregryn
Sarah Shahi


Solid list.

I'd exchange Sarah Shahi for Daniela Ruah though.
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In reply to ursusguy • 4:36p, 1/22/20
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ursusguy said:
Brooke Langton
Missy Peregryn
Sarah Shahi
Wow, you definitely have a type.
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In reply to oldschool87 • 5:08p, 1/22/20
oldschool87 said:


I probabaly would just stay with my fishing guide...


Meh, there is enough plastic the ocean...
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Mo'Nique


Gabourey Sidibe


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In reply to oldschool87 • 5:59p, 1/22/20
oldschool87 said:


I probabaly would just stay with my fishing guide...
Smoke. Wood.
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John krozanski sheesh the nerd craze
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I don't get the desire for Anna Kendrick. Very average.
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Because while she may not be the hottest thing ever she is funny af and seems like she would be both a good lay and not intolerable after the looks fade. Jennifer Lawrence and Aubrey plaza are both in this category for me.
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I'm not greedy. I'd be happy with

Sofia Vergara hole #1
Sofia Vergara hole #2
Sofia Vergara pearl necklace

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In reply to knoxtom • 12:51p, 1/23/20
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knoxtom said:
These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.


Know how I know you're not married?
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because he spits hot fire
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Both me and my wife would pick Kate in her prime:

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin
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