your spouse gives you a 3 person hall pass - name your 3

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Holly

Charpie

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Strong work. I have the same type apparently:

Henry Cavill



American Sniper Bradley Cooper



Also buff John Krasinski

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Pirate04 said:

John Krasinksi, especially bearded and buff

Rodgers

And since I can't have Michael Murphy, I'll take Taylor Kitsch as Michael Murphy


Damn. I really have a type.


Buys a Bowflex and throws his razor away...
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

I'd pick my wife three times cause I made a promise in front of God, my family and friends.


I too choose Milwaukee's Wife
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Marissa Miller - iPod SI

NSFW

Elisha Cuthbert



Britney Spears
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Brooke Langton
Missy Peregryn
Sarah Shahi
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Can I just say Chris Hemsworth three times?

https://instagr.am/p/B3vr6NGJWY1
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This thread would be better if each user had a tag next to the user name. Either (@)(@) or ====@.
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Gal Gadot
Margot Robbie
Evangeline Lily


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I probabaly would just stay with my fishing guide...
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Cromagnum said:

Kate Beckinsale anytime over 18 years old
1990s Jennifer Connelly
Alex Zedra
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These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.
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knoxtom said:

These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.
I am pretty sure my list would with me....
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knoxtom said:

These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.


Because it's not real
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Cathrine Zeta Jones
Salma Hayek
The Wife - she can either join in, or sit in the corner and cry
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knoxtom said:

These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.
Because this is a hypothetical hall pass, and fantasy answers are less likely to get the spouse angry than naming a best friend or coworker. As long as the person is unattainable, the spouse is not threatened.
***It's your money, not theIRS! (At least for a little while longer.)
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Btw, every time I hear or read Hall Pass, I think of this.


Ol Army 01 Post Boobs
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knoxtom said:

These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.

/histag
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Moto Moto said:



I am pretty sure my list would with me....

oh. yeah.
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ursusguy said:

Brooke Langton
Missy Peregryn
Sarah Shahi



Solid list.

I'd exchange Sarah Shahi for Daniela Ruah though.
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ursusguy said:

Brooke Langton
Missy Peregryn
Sarah Shahi

Wow, you definitely have a type.
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oldschool87 said:



I probabaly would just stay with my fishing guide...



Meh, there is enough plastic the ocean...
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Mo'Nique


Gabourey Sidibe


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oldschool87 said:



I probabaly would just stay with my fishing guide...

Smoke. Wood.
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John krozanski sheesh the nerd craze
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I don't get the desire for Anna Kendrick. Very average.
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Because while she may not be the hottest thing ever she is funny af and seems like she would be both a good lay and not intolerable after the looks fade. Jennifer Lawrence and Aubrey plaza are both in this category for me.
proudest member of the fightin texas aggie class of 2005.
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I'm not greedy. I'd be happy with

Sofia Vergara hole #1
Sofia Vergara hole #2
Sofia Vergara pearl necklace

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knoxtom said:

These answers are funny.

If literally every single "hall pass" on this thread was granted, not a single one of you would get laid because even if you had permission, Sofia Vergara and Chris Hemsworth aren't hooking up with any of you.

Why wouldn't you people name the cute girl at the bank or someone you work with. Give yourself a chance here.


Know how I know you're not married?
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because he spits hot fire
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Both me and my wife would pick Kate in her prime:

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin
 
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