You can pretty much name your dog anything you want without it being stupid.

I named mine Aynslynn and Brynleigh

My grandfather had lots of dogs with funny names. My favorites were:

Faffer

Mert

Osama Bin Laden

JimmyHouston said:

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When I married my wife she came with a dog named Speedbump. Our next dog was Steve

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Have a friend with a dog named Steve. I had a Jason and a Zach.

My sister had a Cavalier Prince Charles (?) named Sophie. Didn't seem like that dumb a name, but the dog never acknowledged it so I guess she thought it was dumb.

Have a friend with a dog named Dip***** Commonly referred to as Dipper in mixed company.

Years ago. Pot head couple across the street had two labs Kilo and LB (pound) which they thought was just brilliant.

Snots.

Come on ****head.

Growing up, my friend's uncle had a mean ol pit bull named Culo. When that dog got out, we would walk streets calling for that damned Culo as loud as we could.

Learned later the dog was named appropriately.

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JimmyHouston said:

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When I married my wife she came with a dog named Speedbump. Our next dog was Steve

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Have a friend with a dog named Steve. I had a Jason and a Zach.

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Steve was the name of the tree in our front yard. Steve died, Bradford Pear, thanks to the Dallas ice storm in 2011.

I have a Boston Terrier named Wiggly McNaughty.

Aunt and Uncle had a dog named "Ardmore".

Dalmatian named "Stripe."

We lived in a golf course community a while ago...

I had a dog named "Bogey" & my neighbor had a dog named "Birdie"

But the dude down the street who lived right on the golf course had a dog named "Fore".

Always loved to hear him yell for his dog and watch the golfers duck!

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We lived in a golf course community a while ago...

I had a dog named "Bogey" & my neighbor had a dog named "Birdie"

But the dude down the street who lived right on the golf course had a dog named "Fore".

Always loved to hear him yell for his dog and watch the golfers duck!

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What was the duck's name?

JimmyHouston said:

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When I married my wife she came with a dog named Speedbump. Our next dog was Steve

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But neither of them have a Chinese painting of them like Roscoe.

I have a dog named Bruce. We got him from the TSA adoption program. He's a former explosives detection dog that was retired due to health problems. They asked us to let them know if we decided to change is name because they wanted to make sure his military records reflected the change. We decided not to change his name and later found out that TSA dogs are named after victims of 9/11. We're happy that we didn't change his name.

Two GSDs named Saki and Shoju. It's an axis thing.

Family member had a cat named Rastus, smh

My dogs name is Dr. Rockso.

Named after Dr.Rockso the Rock n roll clown.

Around the mid-sixies, my brothers were playing golf at a nearby course when a mutt started following them around the course, and later followed them 2 miles home. We adopted the dog and called him Fang, after the dog on Get Smart TV show.

Fang was run over a year or so later, so one day my oldest brother was offered a 6 month old dalmatian. He decided to name him Rogue, since my brother was in the Corps, and a member of the G1 Rambling Rogues.

About 4 years later, my middle brother is at a mall in Houston where they were selling baby ducklings. He brought one home, and named it Oscar. He named it a little too soon, since Oscar was discovered to be a female duck after it got older. My parents didn't want the duck around the house, so my brother, a fish in the Corps, took it back to the dorm. He and his roommate kept it a box in the closet during the day, then brought it out to run around on the floor for a few minutes in the evening. One night they filled up the laboratory and let Oscar swim around in it. About that time, an upperclassmen walks in, starts talking to my brother and his roommate when he notices the duck in the laboratory. "Fish Cr*********t, what is a duck doing in your laboratory??? You get that duck out of here!" Needless to say, my brother dumped the duck off at the house the next weekend.

We lived in a rural subdivision with one acre lots, and after a while, Oscar became a popular pet in the neighborhood. She would waddle around the neighborhood, and sometimes fly back to the house if a dog was chasing her. One day she was two houses over and was in the bar ditch checking things out when a couple of teenagers stopped their car, grabbed Oscar, and took off. My friend's dad was out in the yard, saw what happened, jumped in his car, and started chasing the teenagers. He caught up with them about 3 miles away at a convenience store, confronted them, and told them they better get the Cr*******t's duck back to their house asap. Next thing we know, a car speeds by our house and we see Oscar tossed out the window. You know you have a great neighbor when they even care about your pet duck. Ha!

Sorry for long story....this thread reminded me of those days.

Had a friend that named his dog Deogee. (D-O-G)

My dog's name is CH3NO2.

Our dogs name is Andy.

I wanted to name him "Shoelace" or "Pajamas"

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Two yellow labradors from the same litter. The male is Luke. The female is Leia. And yes, Luke tries to hump his sister.

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That's all fun and games until they have puppies that look like jar jar

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That's how silver labs are made.

I have a cocker spaniel named Von Miller. He goes by Von Miller

I had a goldfish I named Fluffy awhile back.

I also had an all tan dog that I named Stripe.

Then there were the 2 black labs we got...Fred and Ginger.

Oh, yeah...and we got a Bassett Hound once. As a puppy, it whined all the time, so we named it Elvis. (You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time).

Elvis was a female.

We had a rescue lab whose name was Remi when we got him so we expanded it to Sir Remington Von Labrador. He only used that name at formal occasions.

I've had 3 cats:
Sir Tang the Beast
Simon
Remy bon ton

5 dogs
Charlotte O'Hara
Onion
Morgan
Priscilla Presley
Basil Hayden

JimmyHouston said:

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When I married my wife she came with a dog named Speedbump. Our next dog was Steve

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At least it wasn't Jimmy!

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Beer Baron said:

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I don't know why, but dogs with people names that aren't usually also dog names always crack me up. This couple at the bar the other day had a golden retriever named Susan and it made me so happy.

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When I was a kid my cousins had a cat named Karen

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Brilliant! Because cats always want to speak to the manager.

Had a dog named turtle and a horse named dawg

Coworker had a dog named Baron de Bastrop IV. I said cool name, but why the IV? She said that was the fourth dog they'd given that name to.

Rufus T Firefly King of Fredonia