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Ask why single lady on the block is having a lot of male visitors. Be sure to mention Jesus.

Ask if it's too early to put up Christmas decorations.

Ask if the color of a car parked in a driveway can be outlawed under HOA policies.

"SOMEONE USED MY DRIVEWAY TO TURN AROUND! AGAIN!!!"

Something about pit bulls.

Adapt the lyrics to "Harper Valley PTA" to names of people in your neighborhood.

Mountain lion sighting! Post must include a blurry black and white picture of a yellow lab.

Say you found one of the lost dogs, but will only return it if a finder's fee is paid. Otherwise it's going to your brother as bait for dog fights.

One of my neighbor posts about people not picking up their dogs poop, and he is going to get a weeks worth and go drop it on their doorstep.

Someone posted about an injured bird in our neighborhood park. Several days of people commenting, trying to find a rehab, animal control, game wardens..someone to pick this bird up and save it. A big ass buzzard...no way anyone in their right mind is going to pick up that smelly bird

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The longest thread on ours right now is an old man complaining about people complaining about how his daughter (moving in next door to him) left a shipping pod in the street for too long. I'm pretty sure the problem has long since been resolved, but the bickering and name-calling is still going on.

Also in my local mom group, an old lady who lives in a condo complaining that her upstairs neighbor, who is an even older lady, allows her dog to pee "all over" her doormat. There have been all sorts of truly horrifying suggestions to get revenge for this egregious sin.

You wont be posting any "good topics".

• Post about people parking in front of your house. Make sure and point out you're doing them a favor by complaining instead of having their car towed.
• Post about trash being put out too early.
• List puppies or kittens for free.
• Ask what the weather is going to be at some future date, like Halloween.

Maybe a re-hash of the topic where a poster said they were going to place coyote feeders (filled with small woodland critters) to attract more coyotes to the area for people to interact with.

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See if anyone is interested in creating a neighborhood swinger's group.

Are you a middle-aged white lady in a nice suburban neighborhood? If so there's always the classic "Anyone hear gunshots just now?"

"There is an unknown man walking down the street."

Just saw this post on my Nextdoor:

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I'm just gonna put it out there if people don't want to talk to me or anything because of it I really don't care.

When you drive up to a neighborhood to pick up your child, you should go to the door. Do not honk your horn more than a dozen times, because all you're gonna do is piss off the neighbors around you. Get out of your car and go to the door, or better yet text your kid and tell them to get their butts outside! ***** out over!

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Another one:

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Please inquire about items for sale (or free) only if you are seriously thinking of buying the item offered for sale. I have sat waiting for people to come by to look at an item and they never show up. I have things to do like everyone and do not want to waste my time waiting for people who never show up. Unfortunately, I have given my phone number and address to strangers. Be polite and think of others. Thank you.

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Ask if there are any "real Mexicans" selling tamales this holiday season.

Boobalishush here caused a bit of a stir a while back when she showed up on a members doorway at 3am. I love when folks post their ring videos of "disturbances".

She's causing a bit of a stir right now!

Express concern over use of local basketball courts by kids not from the neighborhood. Be sure to make clear that there is a certain type of person you associate with basketball.

chipotle said:

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Boobalishush here caused a bit of a stir a while back when she showed up on a members doorway at 3am. I love when folks post their ring videos of "disturbances".

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Any frames of her doing the surrender cobra?

Why am I reading a message board recapping a thread on another message board?

Also, why do you people scan next door? Sounds dumb.

Ragoo said:

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Why am I reading a message board recapping a thread on another message board?

Also, why do you people scan next door? Sounds dumb.

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Post your complaint on NextDoor please.

tamuangry said:

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Just saw this post on my Nextdoor:

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I'm just gonna put it out there if people don't want to talk to me or anything because of it I really don't care.

When you drive up to a neighborhood to pick up your child, you should go to the door. Do not honk your horn more than a dozen times, because all you're gonna do is piss off the neighbors around you. Get out of your car and go to the door, or better yet text your kid and tell them to get their butts outside! ***** out over!

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Username checks out.

My neighbor turns around in the Aggie across the street's driveway in his thunderous diesel Every Morning, so this topic would be too salient and for all I know that Aggie could be azul.

Pick a random address in your neighborhood and inquire about the asking price of the house. Just because you heard it was going on the market.

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Something about pit bulls.

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My 3 got out.......

Is it appropriate to call CPS because this mom has delivery food 5 of 7 nights a week?

This can't be healthy for her kids, so I am justified in protecting their health right?

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