Since I am a dad, I'll give it a try.
One of my fish buddies told me this many many years ago.
There were these 2 "working" girls that lived in Dallas named Cleodus and Effie May. They each had just gotten back from their honeymoons and met up on the street.
Cleodus says " Effie May girl, how was your honeymoon?"
Effie May says " Good... We got to the Motel 6 about 6:30, got ourselves a bottle of ripple, and about 7:30 we had us a little performance."
Effie May then says " Cleodus, how was Your honeymoon?"
Cleodus says " 'bout the same, 'bout the same...we got to the Red Roof Inn about 7:00, got a 6 pack of Coors light, got comfortable.. and about 8:30 we had us a little performance... then about 9:30 we had us another performance... and then girl, the damnedest thing happened... about 10:45, we had us a rehearsal..."
Effie May says " Cleodus girl...what's a rehearsal???"
Cleodus says " You know, it's like a performance, when nobody comes"