Hide yo kids: crazed monitor lizard on the loose in Austin

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5:34p, 6/27/19
Monitor lizard on the loose in Williamson County, may pose danger to kids and animals

GEORGETOWN, Texas (KXAN) The Williamson County Sheriff's Office is advisingthat a missing monitor lizard is on the loose in the Lakewood subdivision of Georgetown.
Patrol and Livestock deputies are searching for the animal, which can be dangerous to small children and animals.
If you come across the lizard, you're asked to use caution and call 911.

https://www.kxan.com/top-stories/monitor-lizard-on-the-loose-in-williamson-county-may-pose-danger-to-kids-and-animals/

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5:36p, 6/27/19
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5:37p, 6/27/19
The horror.

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In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman • 7:40p, 6/27/19
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:
Monitor lizard on the loose in Williamson County, may pose danger to kids and animals


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My bet is that the lizard ends up as a pair of boots or a wallet depending on how big it is. Just read that the monitor lizard in question is about 4.5 feet in size. Hell, it could end up as a piece of luggage
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7:46p, 6/27/19
Thats a good point though. What is the law regarding an escaped (dangerous) exotic pet?

Rule of capture, finders keepers, any sort of salvage rights apply?
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In reply to FishrCoAg • 7:49p, 6/27/19
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FishrCoAg said:
Refugee from forum 16?
Not really. Less than 3% of my posting history is on forum16, but I do lurk there from time to time.
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7:55p, 6/27/19
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8:19p, 6/27/19
Sounds to me like they need to brake out the old Louisiana flour trap
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6:41p, 6/28/19
Walking belt and necktie.
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In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman • 8:30p, 6/28/19
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Was hoping for a field goal-esque kick. Disappointed
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9:03p, 6/28/19
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The Asian water monitor:



The one they are looking for is 4.5 feet long. Ya'll have fun.
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2:49p, 6/29/19
Update:

The 4.5 ft long monitor lizard lizard is still at large.

The lizard's name is Darby.

Lizard is presumed to be in the vicinity of a golf course / retirement community.

The owner says the lizard doesn't catch its own food, adding that its food normally comes from HEB.

http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/lizard-on-the-lam-search-for-exotic-lizard-continues
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In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman • 3:20p, 6/29/19
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Doesn't catch its own food YET.

Just give it a little time. Nature kicks in.
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In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman • 3:48p, 6/29/19
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:


Predictions on how this turns out?


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11:31p, 6/29/19
FOUND! Georgetown monitor lizard lost on Thursday is on its way home

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/williamson-county/found-georgetown-monitor-lizard-lost-on-thursday-is-on-its-way-home/

What a huge disappointment. Booooo to KXAN for their crap reporting. No details on under what circumstances the beast was found. Really mailed it in. Thanks for nothing.
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11:40p, 6/29/19
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That would be a cool pet!
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In reply to mccag • 5:07a, 6/30/19
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mccag said:
That would be a cool pet!


Or how about an emotional support Monitor Lizzard?
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7:49p, 7/2/19
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I used to live on Guam. Those things were all over the golf course. We Had to shoo them away from our ball every now and again so we could hit. They get big.
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In reply to ConsolTigerAg92 • 6:08a, 7/9/19
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I was born in Guam!
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10:08p, 7/10/19
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Did the monitor lizard in question find out that it was in a monitor lizard free zone and turn itself in?
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4:50p, 7/14/19
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In reply to Iowaggie • 5:42p, 7/14/19
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Iowaggie said:


Komodo dragons aren't Monitor Lizards. This is like posting a picture of a lion eating a wildebeest if a pet bobcat had escaped.
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