My apologies that this is a super lame, domestic scenario but here goes....

We have a neighbor with a similar address on a different street. Our places are about 50 yards from each other as the crow flies across the alley. This week, Amazon delivered a package to their place. I know this because Amazon took a picture of delivery and it's clearly the neighbor's place. This is the third time that I know of this happening (based on photographic evidence) in the past few months. It's possible it's happened even more, but Amazon doesn't always take a picture on delivery. I rang their doorbell and they didn't answer, so I left a note that had a print out from Amazon showing the package being left on their door step. The note just said it was my nephew's birthday present and asked if they would either leave it at our door, or sent me a text and I'd be happy to retrieve it from their front door step. Of course I never heard back from them.

I know issue one is with Amazon, and I've already brought it to their attention for the millionth time about delivering to the wrong address.

My question is, what would you do next with the neighbor? It's very obvious they are opening these packages that are mis-delivered and keeping them or tossing them. Yes, it's not a huge issue and I can contact Amazon for a refund but it's still annoying how brazen they are.

If it happened again and I called our city's PD, they actually would probably come out, but I think that is taking it too far.

So TexAgs, let it go and let the neighbors continue to be thieves or what?

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didn't read post tits.

sounds like you have trash for neighbors. you should move.

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My question is, what would you do next with the neighbor?

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Report to police?

Create fart glitter bomb package addressed to you and pay UPS to deliver it to their house?

Have a glitter bomb delivered to "you" at their address

i'd wash my hands of them and forget about it.

I'll get a couple of GB responses out of the way for you degenerates:
- she got big cans?
- sleep with the wife.
- tear down fence.

Kick the male occupant in the nuts, and then pork his wife

Your troll sucks.

Vernada said:

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sounds like you have trash for neighbors. you should move.

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Most of our neighbors are pretty good. These neighbors are renters and that place seems that have new tenants every year or two. Maybe they'll move first

JAG03 said:

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Your troll sucks.

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I may be domesticated and lame now, but I still don't troll.

Did you get lost on the way to NextDoor.com?

blindey said:

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Did you get lost on the way to NextDoor.com?

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Good point. I guess this is total NextDoor material. Still, I try to avoid that place. And let's be honest, it's not like there is anything great being posted on here these days that's I'm cluttering up with this post anyway.

Unintentional troll is intentional

Order extra long Magnum condoms. After they get delivered to neighbors address, call husband and tell him you are going to beat his ass and bang his wife if they keep stealing your packages.

There's always the Ted Kaczynski option.

Post the hot tub picture

For a second I thought I was the neighbor, but I don't live across an alley. There's another Ag across the street and this year I got his W2 and a Jenga set. He even mentioned getting the picture of the Jenga set on my front porch.

Bonus: I don't remember his name but I do remember he's class of '12.

i think you should get black-out drunk and revisit the problem then.

Public shaming might work, getting the police to knock on their door has a good chance of working too. Either way they suck and deserve what they get.

Brrrt them. Once you are brrrted you can't be unbrrrted

Have a package with a dead cat or fish delivered.

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That's the way you do it!

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i think you should get black-out drunk and revisit the problem then.

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Oh 2006 memories... good times

Send them a whooping couch

Some of you don't know who the OP is...... or you would be asking for things more like City Dumme

My solution involves a box of matches and a can of gasoline......

Celee04 said:

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reb, said:

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i think you should get black-out drunk and revisit the problem then.

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Oh 2006 memories... good times

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$1 beers at Ozona

Is OP still married to the cello player with the little ding ding?

Celee04 said:

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reb, said:

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i think you should get black-out drunk and revisit the problem then.

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Oh 2006 memories... good times

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When the GB was good / Human

Your neighbor sounds like a real ******bag. That being said, just deal with amazon. The package was not delivered to your home and they need to replace it. It's not your job to correct their mistakes. If they don't want to continue to lose money on this, they need to deliver your packages to your house.