TxAggieGirl08 said:
Of course he says he doesn't want anything. I was just trying to get ideas for something to surprise him with since he definitely doesn't expect anything at all.
Sheesh--- if it's really that easy maybe I should get married.............up-n-aTm said:Ginormus Ag said:
I too tell my wife I don't want anything. What I mean by that is "I want sex at 9:00 after the kids go to bed. You can be there if you want. It will be less expensive of us if you are."
This. I tell her "You can either participate or clean up."
Rutedown said:
backdoor access
chiken said:
you're not doing it right if you so adamantly say no.
chiken said:
you're not doing it right if you so adamantly say no.
aTm2004 said:
1. Cook him a good meal. Steak is ideal, but his favorite will also suffice.
2. Keep the kids quiet and allow him to watch sports. Keep a cold beer in his hand during this.
3. Put the kids to bed early while he's enjoying a cold beer and some basketball.
4. Walk up to him naked with a fresh beer.
5. Hand beer to him and begin to polish his knob while he enjoys the fresh beer and basketball.
6. Leave him alone the rest of the night.
02skiag said:aTm2004 said:
1. Cook him a good meal. Steak is ideal, but his favorite will also suffice.
2. Keep the kids quiet and allow him to watch sports. Keep a cold beer in his hand during this.
3. Put the kids to bed early while he's enjoying a cold beer and some basketball.
4. Walk up to him naked with a fresh beer.
5. Hand beer to him and begin to polish his knob while he enjoys the fresh beer and basketball.
6. Leave him alone the rest of the night.
Dang, you really like basketball.
EagleFordEarl said:NoahAg said:That may be what he said, but that's not what he wants.Tatem said:
my husband actually requested some toddler art work so I'm going to frame some of it for him
I think what he really meant is he'd like to make your back teeth look like a preschool.
JMac03 said:Rutedown said:
backdoor access
713nervy said:EagleFordEarl said:NoahAg said:That may be what he said, but that's not what he wants.Tatem said:
my husband actually requested some toddler art work so I'm going to frame some of it for him
I think what he really meant is he'd like to make your back teeth look like a preschool.
I don't really get it, so I'm going to clarify.
Are you suggesting that semen are the children, and by putting a bunch of semen on her back teeth, that that's the preschool? Thanks in advance.
It's the only sport on during this chit time of year.02skiag said:aTm2004 said:
1. Cook him a good meal. Steak is ideal, but his favorite will also suffice.
2. Keep the kids quiet and allow him to watch sports. Keep a cold beer in his hand during this.
3. Put the kids to bed early while he's enjoying a cold beer and some basketball.
4. Walk up to him naked with a fresh beer.
5. Hand beer to him and begin to polish his knob while he enjoys the fresh beer and basketball.
6. Leave him alone the rest of the night.
Dang, you really like basketball.
Every wedding officiant should tell a woman this before starting their vows. If she grimaces or disagrees, skip the rest of the wedding and go have a hell of a goodbye party.Bonfire1996 said:
The key to keeping your man happy. He will never stray.....
Keep his belly full and his balls empty.
We might be neighbors or sit by someone on this thread at church, so that's a pass for me. I've enjoyed all the advice though and so will my husbanddecent looking Ag said:
This thread fails to deliver on at least three different levels....
1. No pics of OP
2. No pics of OP
3. No pics of OP
POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF GOD DAMMIT.
TxAggieGirl08 said:We might be neighbors or sit by someone on this thread at church, so that's a pass for me. I've enjoyed all the advice though and so will my husbanddecent looking Ag said:
This thread fails to deliver on at least three different levels....
1. No pics of OP
2. No pics of OP
3. No pics of OP
POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF GOD DAMMIT.
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