Remember to have fun with it:


Awe are those twins?
No, they are a month apart.

Once they are walking: Awe are those twins?
No, they're triplets, look down and count the kids loudly then say oh ***** and run around like a maniac.

Awe are those twins?
No, our babies were born on the same day and we met in postpartum. Then remind your kids not to tell Mommy or Daddy what y'all did today.

My wife used to get pissed at me.

James Bolivar (diGriz)
James Tiberius (Kirk)
Ulysses Everett (McGill)
Herbert I. (McDonnough) and would call him "Hi"

Mance Rayder

Optimus Prime

no just F*cker

aggiebq03+ said:

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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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President...
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Yelnick McWawa said:

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Gus McRae
Ethan Edwards
Henry Gondorff
Red Forman
Sam Malone

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John Galt

PDEMDHC said:

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aggiebq03+ said:

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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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President...
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Wait...
Are you my kid...

Lex said:

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Mance Rayder

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I've already used this name in this thread

Well it was almost Ry's name.

I was so close to convincing you.

Soooooo closeeeee.

Daniel Jackson

I say, I say, Foghorn Leghorn.

John Wick

Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez

Tuco Benedicto Pacfico Juan Mara Ramrez

Known as The Rat

I was able to name my first born Brennan but wife caught on and couldn't name #2 Dale.

3 pages and no Dwight Schrute?

Matt Foley

F1uxCapacitor said:

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Matt Foley

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IS HE THRICE DIVORCED AND LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER???

Greedo

Fat Bahstard

What about Dwide Schrude?

Jon Snow
Sandor Clegane
Brienne of Tarth
Tyrion Lannister

Named my dog Riddick