CherryLodes said:

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CherryLodes said:

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quanah said:

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What is the lipstick thingy?

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It's a vibrator. Says "Self Pleasure" on the package.

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Even came with batteries!

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I didn't realize there were batteries included. Oops. Good thing customs didn't catch it.

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Just has 1. And it's awfully powerful for having such a little battery

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That brand makes good stuff. Most of it is right at/above the budget, though, since it's USB rechargable. They've only got a few small things that use batteries. All the color questions I was asking you on Elfster were to decide which model to get.

CherryLodes said:

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CherryLodes said:

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quanah said:

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What is the lipstick thingy?

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It's a vibrator. Says "Self Pleasure" on the package.

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Even came with batteries!

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I didn't realize there were batteries included. Oops. Good thing customs didn't catch it.

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Just has 1. And it's awfully powerful for having such a little battery

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AHEM

No one got me *****

**** y'all!

Welcome dude! I plan on being there. Also, need to start a running thread on H&F.

Also, I used your real first name on the postage because I froze up when they asked for your name and I didn't want to say swarely mcswarelson.

Haha no worries. Thanks again!

Sorry for the ho-hum gift. I use the newborn as an excuse. Fred McGriff approved of the excuse too.

Maybe if you didn't start so many ****ty threads........


But maybe it just hasn't arrived yet though.

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Sorry for the ho-hum gift. I use the newborn as an excuse. Fred McGriff approved of the excuse too.

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Nothing ho-hum about it. It was awesome. I appreciate everything.

Drinking moonshine in the AM? The only other person I know who does that is my grandmother.

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80s Guy makes a legit moonshine. This stuff will sneak up on you. It is amazing. Excellent flavor without overpowering the drink. This isn't your sorority girl flavored booze. But it would probably have the same effect.

Next time I crack open a flask of this stuff, I need to get decked out in a full-on white tie tuxedo. Here's why: if I'm going to stumble to the bus shelter down the street from my house to pass out and sleep this stuff off real ugly, I want to look like a million bucks. Who wants to be the guy sleeping one off in a bus shelter looking like a slob or some sort of farmer?

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Thanks. Keep that 2nd flask back for when the wife is back in fighting shape. I bet all that stuff she used to do will come back into play

Will do, though in the second time around, I don't think I'll need it all that bad.

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Will do, though in the second time around, I don't think I'll need it all that bad.

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I saw mommy fondle Santa Claus

Got all theee of mine! Thanks Secret TexAgs Santa. Need to play with the Bluetooth remote control R2D2.

Ragoo said:

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Got my gift. Freaking awesome Celee04.

Will post pictures later. For now, dad duty.

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So glad you like it!

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Ragoo said:

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Got my gift. Freaking awesome Celee04.

Will post pictures later. For now, dad duty.

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So glad you like it!

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umm, idk what you did to those Oreos but I am probabaly a heroin addict now.

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Got my gift. Freaking awesome Celee04.

Will post pictures later. For now, dad duty.

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So glad you like it!

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umm, idk what you did to those Oreos but I am probabaly a heroin addict now.

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Lol. They're Oreo Macarons! They didn't come out perfect and HOLY GEEZ the shells GOT DESTROYED during shipping but i'm glad they still tasted good!

Good job, Oregon!

Good job, Santas!

We have some laggers who are confirmed not to be flakes, but just suffering from shipping or travel or other problems. I have spoken to several this week. However, I'm also worried about a couple of your Santas.

If you have received NO indication that your Santa is not dead in a ditch somewhere, please let me know.

If you are in danger of being perceived as a flake, reach out to your giftee via the anonymous feature on Elfster or send me a message to verify your situatuon. Those who appear to have not followed through or at least communicated will be publicly shamed next week and probably asked not to participate next year, and that would be a bummer.

If you don't have stars you can hit me on Elfster or at AliasMan02@gmail

Im not dead in a ditch, waiting for my final gift part to arrive.

swimmerbabe11 said:

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Im not dead in a ditch, waiting for my final gift part to arrive.

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Are you my secret santa?

I'm also not dead in a ditch!! While I was gung-ho and going I had logistic issues and now I'm just busy before our annual plant shutdown.

If it's late just view it as an extra Christmas!!

My santa sent me tracking info. My package has been in Tokyo being held by customs for 4 days. I hope they didn't send any contraband.

Sounds like they are having a hard time locating the required batteries

My Santa may be dead in a ditch.

Mine was supposed to arrive Friday but now looks like it will Saturday. It sat a whole day in Collrge Station even after being scanned and it saying en route.

My recipient may be dead in a ditch. I never heard anything back on elfster, part 1 I believe got there on Tuesday and 2 is due today.

The Fife said:

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My recipient may be dead in a ditch. I never heard anything back on elfster, part 1 I believe got there on Tuesday and 2 is due today.

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I have concerns on this front and have reached out.

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My Santa may be dead in a ditch.

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I'm checking into your Santa as well.