************Official TexAgs General Board Secret Santa 2018************

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The Fife said:

Half the trouble so far has been coaxing the lil' ******* into the box. I'm going to try one of those traps where the box is propped up with a stick and you put something he likes under it as bait.

If that doesn't work this will have to be a two parter.
saturday about 10:30 am I was about ready to drive both of mine to my mom's house and tell her she can return them when she comes to Houston this weekend. 2.5 days with two "sick" 2 year olds. about did me in.
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The Fife said:

Half the trouble so far has been coaxing the lil' ******* into the box. I'm going to try one of those traps where the box is propped up with a stick and you put something he likes under it as bait.

If that doesn't work this will have to be a two parter.


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Just got confirmation that gift 1 of 2 has been delivered to my gifte. Kind of creepy that amazon sent me a picture of the packages on the front porch as POD. Anyway, hope my person likes it as their list through me for a loop!
Kate Beckett
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What do you know...amazon sent me a photo too. With an extra package than the ones I bought myself.

Gotta love amazon home delivery.
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Expecting the last gift today so I'll have it in the mail tomorrow!
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I got mine today but I don't know who to thank!

It was a cute "Love" pillow. Can't wait to put it on my bed for my next paramour to see!
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last gift for my giftee set to arrive tonight so I'll be spending the evening baking, wrapping, and hopefully sending off tomorrow!
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Kate Beckett said:

What do you know...amazon sent me a photo too. With an extra package than the ones I bought myself.

Gotta love amazon home delivery.
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DHL says it handed over the package to USPS 12/8.

USPS says its still waiting on the package.

Starting to feel like my giftee will never get their package.
Claude!
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AliasMan02 said:

Anybody need any assistance with anything?
Can you help me sell my house?
Kate Beckett
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Just got home to my first of two packages from my SS, who I presume is Collard Greens!



I have wanted these for years and threw them on there as a joke, not actually believing I'd get them.

Thanks! Can't wait for round two!
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Snorlax
Kate Beckett
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Yes ma'am! I am super excited. Gonna be put to use ASAP.
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Got my gifts today. A bugasalt rifle with a laser sight no less. And some beads!! LOL! The size those things are, that ripcord better be pretty stout! Awesome gifts, Santa Pooh Ah.
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Does that say artisanal ripcord?
FishrCoAg
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Actually it says "artisanal a**l ripcord"
Claude!
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To be fair, you don't want a cheap knockoff anal ripcord. If that thing breaks, your eyes might turn brown before you can rectify the situation.
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Kate Beckett said:

Just got home to my first of two packages from my SS, who I presume is Collard Greens!



I have wanted these for years and threw them on there as a joke, not actually believing I'd get them.

Thanks! Can't wait for round two!


Glad you like them!
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Hurray! Etsy here I come.
Charpie
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PoohAh97 said:

Hurray! Etsy here I come.
FishrCoAg
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PoohAh97 said:

Hurray! Etsy here I come.


Partners?
PoohAh97
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FishrCoAg said:

PoohAh97 said:

Hurray! Etsy here I come.


Partners?
Test drive it first, I don't want a bunch of 1-star reviews from cretins that don't understand my ethos.
mrad85
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FishrCoAg said:

PoohAh97 said:

Hurray! Etsy here I come.


Partners?

What the hell is going on here?
You're the product tester for hand crafted anal beads???
I mean, I'm not gonna judge, but this is just too much.
PoohAh97
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If it's too much I can use the 3/4" beads, but I'll need to use reclaimed copper wire instead of paracord.
FishrCoAg
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mrad85 said:

FishrCoAg said:

PoohAh97 said:

Hurray! Etsy here I come.


Partners?

What the hell is going on here?
You're the product tester for hand crafted anal beads???
I mean, I'm not gonna judge, but this is just too much.



I think they may be gerbil eggs.
FishrCoAg
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PoohAh97 said:

If it's too much I can use the 3/4" beads, but I'll need to use reclaimed copper wire instead of paracord.


That conducts electricity, right?!?
The Fife
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FishrCoAg said:

PoohAh97 said:

If it's too much I can use the 3/4" beads, but I'll need to use reclaimed copper wire instead of paracord.


That conducts electricity, right?!?
The last thing you want is static electricity building up...

...unless you're into that sort of thing. Can't judge, everyone has something weird.
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AliasMan02 said:

Anybody need any assistance with anything?



So those books, where do I pick them up?
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swimmerbabe11 said:

AliasMan02 said:

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So those books, where do I pick them up?

They'll ship to you this week! Should arrive from the printer today.

https://www.calvinandknob.com for anyone else who wants the greatest Christmas story of all time (excepting the original), written by my grandmother and published by yours truly.
The Fife
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I'm waiting for the Calvin and Knobs spinoff.
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AliasMan02 said:

swimmerbabe11 said:

AliasMan02 said:

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So those books, where do I pick them up?

They'll ship to you this week! Should arrive from the printer today.

https://www.calvinandknob.com for anyone else who wants the greatest Christmas story of all time (excepting the original), written by my grandmother and published by yours truly.







I HATE CHRISTMAS!!
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Ragoo
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AliasMan02 said:


grandpa elf seems to have a sticky mess on his hands.
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The book works on many levels
 
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