Which one are you?
hairloom said:
Congrats, man! It's good to see you all happy
Mrs. Claus not pictured. Sorry for the Rule 1 violation.Geralt of Rivia said:
Which of these ladies got Santa's staff last night?
1,3,5, and 7 have husbands (either direction, it works), 2,4, and 6 have boyfriends. To the best of my knowledge, nobody has both. Last year's party was great. One of my employees chose that event as a great venue to come out of the closet as bisexual. Other than a surprise visit from their boss dressed as Santa, no such drama this year.Geralt of Rivia said:
Well, which of those young ladies are single?
Ok, which one and when are you posting her number?Kool said:One of my employees chose that event as a great venue to come out of the closet as bisexual.Geralt of Rivia said:
Well, which of those young ladies are single?
Didn't say it was a girl - might have been a dude. Still want the number in that case?The Fife said:Ok, which one and when are you posting her number?Kool said:One of my employees chose that event as a great venue to come out of the closet as bisexual.Geralt of Rivia said:
Well, which of those young ladies are single?
Ha!! She isn't in the photo. She got into D.O. school and wants to become an OB-Gyn. She had made a pit stop at the bar before our dinner commenced, and I am pretty sure she was planning on using the event for her proclamation. As soon as she said it, the blonde lady right behind me in the group photo immediately said, "That's disgusting! You can't do that. You need to choose one side and stick with it." Then everybody (except me) pretty much went around the table and weighed in on her revelation, how much they either did or did not suspect it, what her boyfriend might think of it, etc. It was, how do you Millennials say, "awkward turtle".The Fife said:Ok, which one and when are you posting her number?Kool said:One of my employees chose that event as a great venue to come out of the closet as bisexual.Geralt of Rivia said:
Well, which of those young ladies are single?
Kool said:Ha!! She isn't in the photo. She got into D.O. school and wants to become an OB-Gyn. She had made a pit stop at the bar before our dinner commenced, and I am pretty sure she was planning on using the event for her proclamation. As soon as she said it, the blonde lady right behind me in the group photo immediately said, "That's disgusting! You can't do that. You need to choose one side and stick with it." Then everybody (except me) pretty much went around the table and weighed in on her revelation, how much they either did or did not suspect it, what her boyfriend might think of it, etc. It was, how do you Millennials say, "awkward turtle".The Fife said:Ok, which one and when are you posting her number?Kool said:One of my employees chose that event as a great venue to come out of the closet as bisexual.Geralt of Rivia said:
Well, which of those young ladies are single?
I love my staff. We have fun at work. I hope that comes through in the photo.
Side note / Pro Tip to all single men out there: I had to park far away and walk through lots of people at an outdoor mall type area to get to the restaurant. Then walk past a lot of people in the restaurant to get to our room. Many women don't seem to ever outgrow their love for Santa. Just sayin.