Dr. Nefario said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

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Way to kill a solid boner.

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When did having sex with your sister become a boner maker? I mean me having sex with your sister, that's pretty awesome. But you and your sister, adopted or not, is really effin disgusting.

Ignatius_of_Silesia said:

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Dr. Nefario said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

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Way to kill a solid boner.

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When did having sex with your sister become a boner maker? I mean me having sex with your sister, that's pretty awesome. But you and your sister, adopted or not, is really effin disgusting.

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I totally agree with you in principal and with regards to morals - however, I will reserve judgement on this issue until I see a picture of the sister.

Gramercy Riffs said:

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MonkeyKnifeFighter said:

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IrishTxAggie said:

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They can test off of urine now. No need to have the swab up the peehole

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Hrmf. OK my recommendation now includes transporting the dude back in time however long it takes to get the dipstick treatment.

Good to know though, thanks!

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Thanks to one of my crazy exes, I can tell you that the dipstick treatment was used as recently as 2009. And the false alarm prank disease that she chose was gonorrhea.

A different crazy ex trashed me on a website that warns other chicks not to date certain people.

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Lol, what? What site is that? I'd like to check it out and see how many appearances I make.

Och26-58-87 said:

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Ignatius_of_Silesia said:

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Dr. Nefario said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

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Way to kill a solid boner.

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When did having sex with your sister become a boner maker? I mean me having sex with your sister, that's pretty awesome. But you and your sister, adopted or not, is really effin disgusting.

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I totally agree with you in principal and with regards to morals - however, I will reserve judgement on this issue until I see a picture of the sister.

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Wangus already posted a pic of the sister

Doink the Clown said:

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Och26-58-87 said:

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Ignatius_of_Silesia said:

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Dr. Nefario said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

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Way to kill a solid boner.

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When did having sex with your sister become a boner maker? I mean me having sex with your sister, that's pretty awesome. But you and your sister, adopted or not, is really effin disgusting.

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I totally agree with you in principal and with regards to morals - however, I will reserve judgement on this issue until I see a picture of the sister.

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Wangus already posted a pic of the sister

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Oh, well so much for that. My older sister at that age was hotter than the pic Wangus posted (not that that girl isn't hot) and I never once wanted to do it with my crazy ass money hungry royal ***** sister. I felt sorry for boyfriends who tried to break up with her. I would just tell them to let my sister think the breakup was her idea.

Not me per se but a friend - female. Dating a guy her family nicknamed "bam bam" because well, blonde and muscular and looked good walking around the house in his boxers but was dumb as a rock. Anyway, she dumped him and he had to move out.

Poked pin holes in the remaining condoms and then, to top it off, took a piss in her closet over all her shoes.

normaleagle05 said:

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This guy doesn't get cultural references that are older than I am. References that are still in theaters. How is that?

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Because I'm a lot older than you are - so, explain it for me. A link will do (just a dab).

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Och26-58-87 said:

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normaleagle05 said:

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This guy doesn't get cultural references that are older than I am. References that are still in theaters. How is that?

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Because I'm a lot older than you are - so, explain it for me. A link will do (just a dab).

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The Darth Vadar didn't give it away?

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Yes, it's incredibly obvious now - I did not read each post in hyperdetail so I didn't see the Darth Vader reference. Geez, millennials.

All you had to do was read the last sentence, which said "Darth Vader"...or look at the picture that was already posted when you asked for a pic of the sister...or read what you quoted that had "Darth Vader" in it

Doink the Clown said:

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All you had to do was read the last sentence, which said "Darth Vader"...or look at the picture that was already posted when you asked for a pic of the sister...or read what you quoted that had "Darth Vader" in it

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Thanks dork - I'll be sure to pay extra close attention to every word/reference in these threads!

GarlandAg2012 said:

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Let's not ignore the fact that the original sister story was a joke and this geezer just said his sister is way hotter than Slave Leia and wasn't joking.

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Ha - you think I wasn't joking? Oh get real.

First time I've ever been called a millennial. Not sure what to think.

Gramercy Riffs said:

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This isn't worded like a joke.

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Oh, well so much for that. My older sister at that age was hotter than the pic Wangus posted (not that that girl isn't hot)

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So one poster puts out a detailed story of lusting for his hot sister and even details of intimate kisses and hugs - this is funny according to you - and another poster jokes his sister is way hotter but he never had any feelings at all of lust or intimacy with the sister - and you think he's a weirdo/sicko. Now I've heard it all. Carry on GB and stay weird.

ac04 said:

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0% chance you were joking

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0% chance you know what I meant. I can't change what you think but please don't tell me what I think.

ac04 said:

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we might have bought it until you threw in the "and I never once wanted to do it with my crazy ass money hungry royal ***** sister" part. just own it man

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Well, the part about her being a crazy ass money hungry royal ***** is true. What's the problem?

Whatever dude.

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Gramercy Riffs said:

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This isn't worded like a joke.

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Oh, well so much for that. My older sister at that age was hotter than the pic Wangus posted (not that that girl isn't hot)

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So one poster puts out a detailed story of lusting for his hot sister and even details of intimate kisses and hugs - this is funny according to you - and another poster jokes his sister is way hotter but he never had any feelings at all of lust or intimacy with the sister - and you think he's a weirdo/sicko. Now I've heard it all. Carry on GB and stay weird.

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1. The other reference was funny according to me? I didn't post anything at all regarding the other story.
2. You weren't joking. Instead of digging the hole deeper, you should probably just back away.
3. Despite you thinking that your sister was hot, the weirdest part of the whole thing might be that you didn't get an obvious Star Wars reference.

Och26-58-87 said:

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ac04 said:

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we might have bought it until you threw in the "and I never once wanted to do it with my crazy ass money hungry royal ***** sister" part. just own it man

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Well, the part about her being a crazy ass money hungry royal ***** is true. What's the problem?

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...so "crazy ass money hungry royal *****" is true...but "and i never once wanted to do it" is not true??

Doink the Clown said:

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Och26-58-87 said:

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ac04 said:

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we might have bought it until you threw in the "and I never once wanted to do it with my crazy ass money hungry royal ***** sister" part. just own it man

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Well, the part about her being a crazy ass money hungry royal ***** is true. What's the problem?

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...so "crazy ass money hungry royal *****" is true...but "and i never once wanted to do it" is not true??

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Now your reaching. For the record - I never wanted to nor thought of it. See ya.

Not really an ex, but I had a chick I had hooked up with a few times show up randomly at 2am. hen I wouldn't let her in she went around the back and broke in by smashing a glass sliding door. Had to have the cops come get her.

My ex-wife showed up at my house when I was with other woman, before our divorce was final. She barged in and got in her face, but that was about it. I thought maybe it would bring some closure to the situation but it actually just made her want to get back together even more.

Had an ex tell a bunch of people we broke up because I beat her.

Dropped off a box full of my belongings at the receptionists desk at my job.

BoxingAg84 said:

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Dropped off a box full of my belongings at the receptionists desk at my job.

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I hate that. Anyone who doesn't respect the separation between your personal and professional life sucks. Don't like that at all