UK: PolIce on Day 33 poop watch for drugdealer

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7:26p, 2/21/18
https://www.essexlive.news/news/suspected-harlow-drug-dealer-now-1235801

A suspected Harlow drug dealer has now gone 33 days in police custody as police continue wait for him to poo out his drugs.

Lamarr Chambers, 24, was arrested by police on Wednesday, January 17, for failing to stop in Ladyshot, Harlow, along with intent to supply class A drugs.

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7:28p, 2/21/18
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if my client does not s**t, you must acquit.
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7:36p, 2/21/18
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They should drive him home. After I've been away from home for a few days my digestive tract can always sense when I'm near my home toilet.
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7:44p, 2/21/18
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In reply to redd38 • 7:50p, 2/21/18
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redd38 said:
They should drive him home. After I've been away from home for a few days my digestive tract can always sense when I'm near my home toilet.
Amen. Three cloggers in a single day upon returing home is my record.
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In reply to wangus12 • 7:51p, 2/21/18
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wangus12 said:


That is awesome.

I've seen another one in the past year or so where the dude was getting pulled over and someone in the passenger seat had a helium tank, blew up some balloons, tied the drugs to the balloons, then let them go out the window up to the heavens. It was brilliant.
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9:10p, 2/21/18
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Just give the dude some Taco Bell.
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In reply to unimboti nkum • 9:15p, 2/21/18
unimboti nkum said:
if my client does not s**t, you must acquit.


This is your best s**t post ever. Much better than your girlfriend dropping the steamer in your restroom.
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In reply to Ignatius_of_Silesia • 9:38p, 2/21/18
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Ignatius_of_Silesia said:
unimboti nkum said:
if my client does not s**t, you must acquit.


This is your best s**t post ever. Much better than your girlfriend dropping the steamer in your restroom.
ex-gf. i miss her, and her steamers.
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9:39p, 2/21/18
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Sounds like a job for MRE peanutbutter

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10:17a, 2/22/18
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Been sitting down pondering this story for a while now, and must admit, this is not a crappy story. However, something tells me I'll won't be able to evacuate this from my memory.
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10:22a, 2/22/18
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Just dole out some laxatives and prune juice for crying out loud!

Make him eat nothing but greens and spicy food.

Better yet, force feed him Indian cuisine!

Seems like the law enforcement in question are either clueless, incompetent, or have no imagination/creativity whatsoever.

Duh!
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10:23a, 2/22/18
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This is what I imagine when I think of a British drug dealer

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In reply to dds08 • 10:44a, 2/22/18
This is the British we are talking about. They are very limp wrist.
bad_teammate said on 2/10/21:
Just imagine how 1/6 would've played out if DC hadn't had such strict gun laws.

Two people starred his post as of the time of this signature. Those 3 people are allowed to vote in the US.
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In reply to $240 Worth of Pudding • 11:10a, 2/22/18
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Gota De Limon said:
wangus12 said:


That is awesome.

I've seen another one in the past year or so where the dude was getting pulled over and someone in the passenger seat had a helium tank, blew up some balloons, tied the drugs to the balloons, then let them go out the window up to the heavens. It was brilliant.
Couldn't the cops just shoot the balloons?
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In reply to Texmid • 11:14a, 2/22/18
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They were white balloons
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In reply to Texmid • 11:15a, 2/22/18
Have you actually ever seen cops shoot? It would take a couple of magazines at least to bring them down.

Now if one had sense and grabbed his scattergun, that is a different story.
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In reply to WC87 • 11:22a, 2/22/18
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WC87 said:
Been sitting down pondering this story for a while now, and must admit, this is not a crappy story. However, something tells me I'll won't be able to evacuate this from my memory.


I'll bet that dealer has quite the potty mouth. At least the article didn't suffer from word diarrhea, like so many others doo.

I'll bet he has to sleep on a hard, feculent bed, with an equally hard stool to sit on. If only there was someway to make it softer. He'd probably appreciate a proper throne. He must be gassed after being there so long.
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In reply to 80s Guy • 11:22a, 2/22/18
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Have you actually ever seen cops shoot? It would take a couple of magazines at least to bring them down.

Now if one had sense and grabbed his scattergun, that is a different story.
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11:49a, 2/22/18
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He poop yet?


You know he's got bowel cramps from Hades trying to hold all that crap in, literally!!
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11:51a, 2/22/18
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Seriously, how long can you go without taking a dump? Is he also starving himself?
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In reply to Texmid • 1:25p, 2/22/18
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Texmid said:
Gota De Limon said:
wangus12 said:


That is awesome.

I've seen another one in the past year or so where the dude was getting pulled over and someone in the passenger seat had a helium tank, blew up some balloons, tied the drugs to the balloons, then let them go out the window up to the heavens. It was brilliant.
Couldn't the cops just shoot the balloons?

He tried.
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1:32p, 2/22/18
how could someone not poop f or 33 days?

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1:35p, 2/22/18
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A fat pinch of Copenhagen does the trick every time.
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In reply to Wabs • 1:48p, 2/22/18
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Wabs said:
A fat pinch of Copenhagen does the trick every time.
Pop a dip.....................take a shi+
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In reply to $240 Worth of Pudding • 4:53p, 2/22/18
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Gota De Limon said:
Texmid said:
Gota De Limon said:
wangus12 said:


That is awesome.

I've seen another one in the past year or so where the dude was getting pulled over and someone in the passenger seat had a helium tank, blew up some balloons, tied the drugs to the balloons, then let them go out the window up to the heavens. It was brilliant.
Couldn't the cops just shoot the balloons?

He tried.
Blue star for you. That is awesome.
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 8:00p, 2/22/18
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Tanya 93 said:
how could someone not poop f or 33 days?

Talk to any GI doc. S*** happens (or doesn't) all the time. I recently heard a story of someone having stoppage for over 2 months.
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9:36p, 2/22/18
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Hilarious
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In reply to $240 Worth of Pudding • 9:42p, 2/22/18
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Gota De Limon said:
Texmid said:
Gota De Limon said:
wangus12 said:


That is awesome.

I've seen another one in the past year or so where the dude was getting pulled over and someone in the passenger seat had a helium tank, blew up some balloons, tied the drugs to the balloons, then let them go out the window up to the heavens. It was brilliant.
Couldn't the cops just shoot the balloons?

He tried.


Cop just starts unloading trying to pop the balloons
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In reply to $240 Worth of Pudding • 10:07p, 2/22/18
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Gota De Limon said:
Texmid said:
Gota De Limon said:
wangus12 said:


That is awesome.

I've seen another one in the past year or so where the dude was getting pulled over and someone in the passenger seat had a helium tank, blew up some balloons, tied the drugs to the balloons, then let them go out the window up to the heavens. It was brilliant.
Couldn't the cops just shoot the balloons?

He tried.


Pretty sure that's negligent/illegal discharge of a firearm... Those rounds are going to land somewhere.
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In reply to Texmid • 10:18p, 2/22/18
Texmid said:
Gota De Limon said:
wangus12 said:


That is awesome.

I've seen another one in the past year or so where the dude was getting pulled over and someone in the passenger seat had a helium tank, blew up some balloons, tied the drugs to the balloons, then let them go out the window up to the heavens. It was brilliant.
Couldn't the cops just shoot the balloons?
BLM.....Ballon Lives Matter
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In reply to Oldfart2 • 7:55a, 2/23/18
Relevant username
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In reply to Aggies Revenge • 8:59a, 2/23/18
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Aggies Revenge said:
Sounds like a job for MRE peanutbutter


That's not my experience. 10 days in the field and 1 poop.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
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1:14p, 2/23/18
"This too shall pass."
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9:23a, 2/24/18
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Any update OP?

has there been any movement on the matter?

i'm all bottled up with anticipation!
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