if you swallow on the first one then you've crossed the slurpery slope.riverrataggie said:
Hey Bayside, you can suck one d and still be straight. Two is a slippery slope though.
Does drinking wine make me gay?
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:
Why wouldn't she? We been happily married for over a decade.
If you or anyone else has ever wondered if you were gay then the answer is yes you are
Ah wine... the gateway drug to flamboyance.
Beer Baron said:Being overly concerned with appearing gay through small, insignificant things like beverage preferences is a definite giveaway. Closet gays don't want people to know they are, so they go to extreme lengths to avoid that kind of appearance. That's why before I came out I exclusively drank chili as a beverage when I'd go out to fancy restaurants.Bruce Almighty said:
I'm pretty sure the op is a closet gay
Probably had beans in it, which is antiTexan and therefore gay.
Junkhead said:
Drinking wine doesn't make you gay. Taking a dude's cock in your ass does, though.
How was none of this censored?!
I get that this is a shtick, but at some point you can get so good at a shtick that it's probably who you really are deep down.
PrincessButtercup said:Junkhead said:
Drinking wine doesn't make you gay. Taking a dude's cock in your ass does, though.
How was none of this censored?!
Because you can say dick and cock, yet p e n i s is not allowed.
Not if you drink it from a goblet, then your just a greek god.
Ulrich said:
I get that this is a shtick, but at some point you can get so good at a shtick that it's probably who you really are deep down.
Just start sucking dick, that way you'll forget about the wine seeming gay.
Bayside is one hell of a polester
OP talks online like he is a bear or a wolf. He's a twink IRL
Over many years I have downed many wines but never felt gay, just mildly happy...except for the godforsaken thing called wine cooler.
Beware that! The sugar overdose will make you happy AND sleepy, a dangerous combination.
Beware that! The sugar overdose will make you happy AND sleepy, a dangerous combination.
I'm guessing the OP is a little more on the greco roman side, if you know what I mean.wheelz said:
Not if you drink it from a goblet, then your just a greek god.
proc said:
Does your wine have any dicks in it?
The Dog Lord said:
Jesus turned water into wine. You saying Jesus is gay?
I'm more concerned about Christ's ability to hit a curveball.
I am here for the comments.
Bayside Tiger Ag said:Bruce Almighty said:
I'm pretty sure the op is a closet gay
This isn't possible. I've been to gay bars with my gay friends too many times when I was younger and they always hooked me up with chicks that came with them. It was a surefire scheme every time. If I wanted to be gay I had plenty of chances.
so you think just because you have been to gay bars, you have had the opportunity to be gay?
You know how there are those women that even at last call aren't worth taking home?.... Have you considered you might be that for the gays? And that they were pawning women off on you in hopes you would never hit on them?
histag10 said:Bayside Tiger Ag said:Bruce Almighty said:
I'm pretty sure the op is a closet gay
This isn't possible. I've been to gay bars with my gay friends too many times when I was younger and they always hooked me up with chicks that came with them. It was a surefire scheme every time. If I wanted to be gay I had plenty of chances.
so you think just because you have been to gay bars, you have had the opportunity to be gay?
You know how there are those women that even at last call aren't worth taking home?.... Have you considered you might be that for the gays? And that they were pawning women off on you in hopes you would never hit on them?
What she is saying in simple terms is that you ain't even last call at a gay bar worthy... Damn son, paying to dive on muff makes sense now.
Wade Wilson: Do you like what you see?
Weasel: No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
Wade Wilson: Yeah.
Dumb.Bruce Almighty said:PrincessButtercup said:Junkhead said:
Drinking wine doesn't make you gay. Taking a dude's cock in your ass does, though.
How was none of this censored?!
Because you can say dick and cock, yet p e n i s is not allowed.
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
histag10 said:Bayside Tiger Ag said:Bruce Almighty said:
I'm pretty sure the op is a closet gay
This isn't possible. I've been to gay bars with my gay friends too many times when I was younger and they always hooked me up with chicks that came with them. It was a surefire scheme every time. If I wanted to be gay I had plenty of chances.
so you think just because you have been to gay bars, you have had the opportunity to be gay?
You know how there are those women that even at last call aren't worth taking home?.... Have you considered you might be that for the gays? And that they were pawning women off on you in hopes you would never hit on them?
I didn't have to wonder that. They outright told me I'm undesirable for them. But they did promise to get me laid. And they did many times. I was pretty homophobic before then, then changed my mind quickly. Great dudes. They also warned me not to go to the restroom and to just piss at the place next door.
Drinking red wine, especially a strong Cabernet, is completely fine. Drinking white wine probably makes you ghey.
I drank this rum the last time I was in the Caymans. I think I'm still straight, but I may have jungle fever......
Dick is a name and cock is a bird.BenFiasco14 said:Dumb.Bruce Almighty said:PrincessButtercup said:Junkhead said:
Drinking wine doesn't make you gay. Taking a dude's cock in your ass does, though.
How was none of this censored?!
Because you can say dick and cock, yet p e n i s is not allowed.
wouldn't that make the op gayer?Quote:Quote:
Bayside Tiger Ag said:
I've been interested in trying wine with food but I'm worried about the optics.
Worry less about what other people think. You'll be happier.
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dp
Sorry you're ugly.
inside and outBeer Baron said:
Sorry you're ugly.
Yes! Unfortunately, I drank wine once and now I like a finger in my butt.
Wow!!!
Who on earth is concerned about what others think about you are drinking? Nobody gives a damn. You have obviously never been to a pre fixe meal with wine pairings.
If you don't want to look feminine, then have some cajones.
Who on earth is concerned about what others think about you are drinking? Nobody gives a damn. You have obviously never been to a pre fixe meal with wine pairings.
If you don't want to look feminine, then have some cajones.
What makes you gay is being gay, and you sound like you're gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Bayside Tiger Ag said:histag10 said:Bayside Tiger Ag said:Bruce Almighty said:
I'm pretty sure the op is a closet gay
This isn't possible. I've been to gay bars with my gay friends too many times when I was younger and they always hooked me up with chicks that came with them. It was a surefire scheme every time. If I wanted to be gay I had plenty of chances.
so you think just because you have been to gay bars, you have had the opportunity to be gay?
You know how there are those women that even at last call aren't worth taking home?.... Have you considered you might be that for the gays? And that they were pawning women off on you in hopes you would never hit on them?
I didn't have to wonder that. They outright told me I'm undesirable for them. But they did promise to get me laid. And they did many times. I was pretty homophobic before then, then changed my mind quickly. Great dudes. They also warned me not to go to the restroom and to just piss at the place next door.
So how could you have had the chance, if every gay guy you approached about it told you that you were undesirable?
According my records, I drank/shared 1,454 bottles of wine from 2007-2013. I guess I have 1,454+ gay now.
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