Airplane

College mascot and jersey number.

I'm not an Aggie

Golf related

It's what I am.

My name.

I'm the answer.

She was born in College Station; her daddy had a farmer's PHD
Her first steps were taken with the Corps on Kyle Field
When she graduated, she bought a maroon pick-up truck
They celebrated down at the Dixie Chicken when she opened her vet practice up

Now he was born Austin, his daddy had a store down on the drag
Ever since the school had opened, relatives were Longhorn grads
His room was painted orange, he was getting his degree
In the band playing French horn, first row, second seat

Gig 'em Aggies, Hook 'em Horns
One side's maroon, the other, burnt orange

He saw her at a concert, way before Robert Earl Keen
She was wearin' an Aggie shirt, to him it didn't mean a thing
He pushed his way on through the crowd like any ol' hungry bull would do
When he was close enough he shouted, "Hey, mind if I sit by you?"

She turned around and stared at him, couldn't believe her eyes
He had a burnt orange jacket, Longhorns from side to side
Well she looked again and took a chance, said "That's OK with me"
Something in that second chance went beyond the rivalry

When your eyes are closed and you're in the dark,
The colors are all the same
Just two beating hearts not playing any games

You can gig 'em, you can hook 'em
One thing'll never change
When your eyes are closed and you're in the dark,
The colors are all the same

When she went to meet his Mother, she was wearing a cowboy hat
When they left they hugged each other, Mom said, "You're always welcome back"
When she took him home to Daddy, she worried about the ring in his ear
He was makin' pretty good money but his tattoo was pretty clear

Well they decided to get married, bridesmaids wore maroon
The ring bearer carried a burnt orange package to the groom
Well the ring that he gave her was diamond mounted on two thumbs
Sitting on a Longhorn cradle, cause when it's said and done

When your eyes are closed and you're in the dark,
The colors are all the same
Just two beating hearts not playing any games
You can gig 'em, you can hook 'em

Now all they had to do was figure out where they're gonna live
Well they flipped a coin and that is how she got her way over his
Well they vacationed up in Kerrville, they went down to the coast
Their first born they named Earl, you should have heard them boast

Every year at Thanksgiving, Earl could take either side
All the birthday gifts he was given were hints they couldn't hide
There were 12th man T-shirts and Longhorns of every size
His first two words were, "Gig 'em Bevo", always playing both sides

Gig 'em Aggies, Hook 'em Horns
One side's maroon, the other, burnt orange

When it came time to go to college, Earl didn't know what to do
His Dad wanted him in Austin, his Mom in maroon
Well, the moral of this story, is if you listen to this song
Where do y'all think he went to college?, well , you just might be wrong

Well he tried both universities and you don't have to wonder how
He says with all sincerity
"I'm a Southwest Texas Bobcat now!"

When your eyes are closed and you're in the dark,
The colors are all the same
Just two beating hearts not playing any games
You can gig 'em, you can hook 'em

I'm circumsised. Just kidding. Got the nickname as a kid and it stuck.

However I do tell a story that when I was born I wieghed almost 10 lbs but when my mom wieghed me at home I only weighed six pounds. She panicked and called the Dr. and he told her not to worry, we circumsised him and he is a big boy!!!

42 said:

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I'm the answer.

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You're Allen Iverson? He didn't wear #42....

Still hate they renamed it Texas State University....

And if anyone asks, I've got 6 credit hours from SWTSU!

Crusaders41 said:

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Still hate they renamed it Texas State University....

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Agree!

GigEmBevo said:

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Crusaders41 said:

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Still hate they renamed it Texas State University....

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Agree!

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+1

Crusaders41 said:

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Still hate they renamed it Texas State University....

And if anyone asks, I've got 6 credit hours from SWTSU!

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Same here, I have 15, maybe 18. Somewhere I still have my SWT ID and a ticket stub from a game or two.

I'm a white guy in South Texas that inherited an accordian.

2011-2013

I'll let y'all figure it out.

Middle school, high school and college color.

Joined back in 2000 solely to talk Aggie Baseball. Figured I'd pick a username other rabid fans would instantly recognize.

Seventeen years later, there are very few still around here that even know what it means.

MAROON said:

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Middle school, high school and college color.

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college station much?

Nobody really likes me and I'm a vegetarian. Hence the name Veggie Burger

Initials. Not mine.

Kee Kee said:

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MAROON said:

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Middle school, high school and college color.

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college station much?

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four years in CS, so no

It was the number of times your mom went ATM.

Stupid movie, stupid character.

Tom Scholz said:

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We're gonna play you a song, a little bit of rock-n-roll
You gotta let yourself go, the band's gonna take control
We're gettin' off today
We'll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight

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It's more than a feeling, isn't it? Just keep the name and don't look back.

A couple of friends thought I looked like Woody from Toy Story. The name stuck.

Dat's bro or something like that.

its an ode to my favorite TV show. also, UG is what they call the bogeyman in Haiti, and scaring little kids is a lot of fun.

Uncle Gunnysack said:

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its an ode to my favorite TV show. also, UG is what they call the bogeyman in Haiti, and scaring little kids is a lot of fun.

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You big meanie head

Dude, you should know i think you are radical.