why is Santa's sack so big?

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sportsfan100
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2:28p, 12/6/17
because he only comes once a year
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Mort Rainey
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2:30p, 12/6/17
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In reply to sportsfan100 • 2:59p, 12/6/17
sportsfan100 said:
because he only comes once a year
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Champion of Fireball
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3:05p, 12/6/17
My son loves that joke.

If you are him. Get off your damn phone whilst at school.
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B-1 83
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4:33p, 12/6/17
I figured there was a "toy shop" joke in here....
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Iowaggie
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4:39p, 12/6/17
I expected a gross spider joke picture.
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5:22p, 12/6/17
"Elfkakke"

Coming to a dirty theatre near you.
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IrishTxAggie
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5:44p, 12/6/17
Because Mrs. Claus stopped putting out
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NewArmyAgAg
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In reply to sportsfan100 • 8:29a, 12/7/17
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11:19a, 12/7/17
Maybe he was carrying big balls.
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unimboti nkum
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11:38a, 12/7/17
Santa would more likely have an enlarged prostate, considering his age. sperm is only a tiny fraction of semen, so this joke is not scientifically accurate.
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BlueAg2003
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11:39a, 12/7/17
Along those lines, why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?



Because his wife died.
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In reply to Mort Rainey • 11:41a, 12/7/17
That gif is so damn misogynistic!!!!




High five, bro.
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In reply to NewArmyAgAg • 3:37p, 12/7/17
daviddavid said:


What a little hottie. Who is she?
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NewArmyAgAg
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In reply to lotsofhp • 7:27p, 12/7/17


seth macfarlane
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