Vote on HOA Violation at my House

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GetThoseKeysMilo
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coolerguy12 said:

I just talked a lady about it and she said swings aren't allowed. I asked her why my neighbors can have skeletons, witches, and ghosts in their yard and she said seasonal decorations are ok. I told her there is a ghost in the swing. She said she didn't see it. I said it's a ghost, it's invisible. I have officially stooped to their level


Well in that case, the solution is easy. Just put a decoration on it and change it out for each upcoming holiday.
LupinusTexensis
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I think instead of a cheap plastic swing you should use only one made of the highest quality hand carved hardwoods. Definitely more befitting the suburb of your choice.
Claude!
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When i was a kid, our neighbors hung a deer from a tree.
chipotle
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Is it time to play "Find the OP's House"?
AgLA06
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Ragoo said:

FIDO*98* said:

Ragoo said:

humble brag



I thought thought that was just a normal house. Huh
not many 3 car garages in houston


Neither is that house most likely.
chipotle
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probably woodlands...conroe...that area. I'll narrow this down soon enough.
Martin Q. Blank
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chipotle said:

probably woodlands...conroe...that area. I'll narrow this down soon enough.
There's probably 30-40 houses in the Woodlands that look exactly like his. This is going to be tough.
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chipotle said:

probably woodlands...conroe...that area. I'll narrow this down soon enough.
no way, west of HWY 6, south of IH 10. Could be as far south as new territory in Sugar Land. I would guess north of the westpark and east of 99.
80s Guy
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LupinusTexensis said:

I think instead of a cheap plastic swing you should use only one made of the highest quality hand carved hardwoods. Definitely more befitting the suburb of your choice.
BUt it has to be free range, conflict free, sustainably harvested, eco friendly, hard wood sold and assembled by a minority/female owned business.
BlackGoldAg2011
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replace it with this, have several versions in different colors so it can be changed out every few months and called a "seasonal decoration"
Get Off My Lawn
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Brick car port in front of a garage?
Wildman15
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chipotle said:

Is it time to play "Find the OP's House"?
Time to take this to the Outdoor board
mongey donk
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Ragoo said:

chipotle said:

probably woodlands...conroe...that area. I'll narrow this down soon enough.
no way, west of HWY 6, south of IH 10. Could be as far south as new territory in Sugar Land. I would guess north of the westpark and east of 99.
Looks like Friendswood to me
AgLA06
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Looks like most of the generic cheap, not in Houston, large square footage, never see it in daylight except on the weekend when not at chilis suburban neighborhoods.
Glish21
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NW Houston
Martin Q. Blank
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Ragoo said:

chipotle said:

probably woodlands...conroe...that area. I'll narrow this down soon enough.
no way, west of HWY 6, south of IH 10. Could be as far south as new territory in Sugar Land. I would guess north of the westpark and east of 99.
Can't be a new subdivision with trees like that.
LupinusTexensis
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AgLA06 said:

Looks like most of the generic cheap, not in Houston, large square footage, never see it in daylight except on the weekend when not at chilis suburban neighborhoods.


Southwest egg rolls
MouthBQ98
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Put clips on it so you can put it up and take it down easily as needed.
Ragoo
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Martin Q. Blank said:

Ragoo said:

chipotle said:

probably woodlands...conroe...that area. I'll narrow this down soon enough.
no way, west of HWY 6, south of IH 10. Could be as far south as new territory in Sugar Land. I would guess north of the westpark and east of 99.
Can't be a new subdivision with trees like that.
who said new? new territory is 20+ years old.
Martin Q. Blank
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I think I found the neighborhood.
coolerguy12
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Martin Q. Blank said:

I think I found the neighborhood.


Where in the world is Coolerguy12?
Martin Q. Blank
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Cypresswood/TC Jester area. Terranova West or similar neighborhood.
who?mikejones
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74OA said:

I love the way folks eagerly buy into a HOA community because they love the neighborhood appearance and the great home values, but then proceed to ***** about the very rules that keep it that way once they move in.

Anyway, the swing is ugly and detracts from your curb appeal, but I agree making it a formal complaint is petty. Perhaps the HOA is more concerned about holding the line against cheap plastic crap in front yards? Just put some clips on the ropes so you can easily detach the seat and throw it in your garage when not being used.......


Hoas are bullcrap. The swing isn't ugly and tells me a it is a family safe neighborhood whose residents potentially like to spend time in the front yard instead of the back. Friendliness has gone the way of the dodo. The HOA can go pound sand.
coolerguy12
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Martin Q. Blank said:

Cypresswood/TC Jester area. Terranova West or similar neighborhood.


Now if you can just find the contact information of the board members I would greatly appreciate it.
The Last Cobra Commander
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Had a complaint about the same swing. I put a potted plant in it. Now it's a hanging basket. F the HOA.
"The leftist is driven by something other than facts and can't be cured."
chipotle
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The Last Cobra Commander said:

F the HOA.

This could possibly be the whitest thug life internet meme...ever.
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Looks like Friendswood to me
The ridiculous volume of red brick definitely makes me think of Friendswood. House looks a little large for Friendswood, but maybe some sections have larger boxes.
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coolerguy12 said:

I just talked a lady about it and she said swings aren't allowed. I asked her why my neighbors can have skeletons, witches, and ghosts in their yard and she said seasonal decorations are ok. I told her there is a ghost in the swing. She said she didn't see it. I said it's a ghost, it's invisible. I have officially stooped to their level
Find in the HOA agreement where it specifically mentions swings or GTFO.

Also, make them define "attractive/unattractive" and be specific. Or GTFO.
GrayMatter
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Put on the chair in this order:

Pumpkin
Turkey
Elf
Snowflake (an actual snowflake NOT your child)
Heart
Kite
Easter Egg
Flag (for Memorial Day)
Class of 2018 sign
Uncle Sam or an Eagle
Elementary/Jr High/High school Cheerleader sign or Player #__ lives here
Scarecrow

Lather rinse repeat
91_Aggie
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Here's how you handle this.

take it down, paint it a different color and put it up again.

This starts the process all over again. You took down the one they complained about, thus you can argue you "complied with their complaint".

The keep rinsing and repeating.
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coolerguy12 said:

I just talked a lady about it and she said swings aren't allowed. I asked her why my neighbors can have skeletons, witches, and ghosts in their yard and she said seasonal decorations are ok. I told her there is a ghost in the swing. She said she didn't see it. I said it's a ghost, it's invisible. I have officially stooped to their level
Seven Costanza
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It's very mildly trashy to me. A rustic-looking wooden swing would probably be okay with them.
Satellite of Love
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Why do you have hinges on an obvious garage door that doesn't open outward? That stupidity alone should get another HOA violation.
bad_teammate said on 2/10/21:
Just imagine how 1/6 would've played out if DC hadn't had such strict gun laws.

Two people starred his post as of the time of this signature. Those 3 people are allowed to vote in the US.
Wearer of the Ring
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OP you need to do a search on "little Tikes Swing Recall". Sorry I don't know how to post the link. Looks like it may apply to yours.
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Look at me, I can afford a house!

/op
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