Another story that may be "unclassy" for some: I took a girl out to dinner for a second or third date, and she proceeded to order one of the most expensive things on the menu, wine, a bunch of sides she barely touched, and was taking pics of all the food with the flash going off in the restaurant. When the waiter came by at the end he asked, "Is this together or separate?" and without looking at her I said, "Separate please". I think her stuff alone came out to 80 or 90 bucks.