Another story that may be "unclassy" for some: I took a girl out to dinner for a second or third date, and she proceeded to order one of the most expensive things on the menu, wine, a bunch of sides she barely touched, and was taking pics of all the food with the flash going off in the restaurant. When the waiter came by at the end he asked, "Is this together or separate?" and without looking at her I said, "Separate please". I think her stuff alone came out to 80 or 90 bucks.
What are some unclassy things you have done?
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HBCanine08 said:
Another story that may be "unclassy" for some: I took a girl out to dinner for a second or third date, and she proceeded to order one of the most expensive things on the menu, wine, a bunch of sides she barely touched, and was taking pics of all the food with the flash going off in the restaurant. When the waiter came by at the end he asked, "Is this together or separate?" and without looking at her I said, "Separate please". I think her stuff alone came out to 80 or 90 bucks.
Nice. Next time take pictures of you 2 knuckles deep in her doodoo hole and of her face painted and make sure she knows and hears pictures of thr flash.
HBCanine08 said:
Another story that may be "unclassy" for some: I took a girl out to dinner for a second or third date, and she proceeded to order one of the most expensive things on the menu, wine, a bunch of sides she barely touched, and was taking pics of all the food with the flash eggheadforum.com/discussion/1142142/smoked-mac-and-cheesecake going off in the restaurant. When the waiter came by at the end he asked, "Is this together or separate?" and without looking at her I said, "Separate please". I think her stuff alone came out to 80 or 90 bucks.
This is why ii love you bro
superunknown said:HBCanine08 said:
Another story that may be "unclassy" for some: I took a girl out to dinner for a second or third date, and she proceeded to order one of the most expensive things on the menu, wine, a bunch of sides she barely touched, and was taking pics of all the food with the flash going off in the restaurant. When the waiter came by at the end he asked, "Is this together or separate?" and without looking at her I said, "Separate please". I think her stuff alone came out to 80 or 90 bucks.
Nice. Next time take pictures of you 2 knuckles deep in her doodoo hole and of her face painted and make sure she knows and hears pictures of thr flash.
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Talon2DSO said:HBCanine08 said:
Another story that may be "unclassy" for some: I took a girl out to dinner for a second or third date, and she proceeded to order one of the most expensive things on the menu, wine, a bunch of sides she barely touched, and was taking pics of all the food with the flash eggheadforum.com/discussion/1142142/smoked-mac-and-cheesecake going off in the restaurant. When the waiter came by at the end he asked, "Is this together or separate?" and without looking at her I said, "Separate please". I think her stuff alone came out to 80 or 90 bucks.
This is why ii love you bro
Same. How'd that mac and cheese turn out btw?
80 or 90 on mostly food?! I mean thats like 3 bottles of wine. Even at restaurant prices.HBCanine08 said:
Another story that may be "unclassy" for some: I took a girl out to dinner for a second or third date, and she proceeded to order one of the most expensive things on the menu, wine, a bunch of sides she barely touched, and was taking pics of all the food with the flash going off in the restaurant. When the waiter came by at the end he asked, "Is this together or separate?" and without looking at her I said, "Separate please". I think her stuff alone came out to 80 or 90 bucks.
#Doing it wrong
HBCanine08 said:
Another story that may be "unclassy" for some: I took a girl out to dinner for a second or third date, and she proceeded to order one of the most expensive things on the menu, wine, a bunch of sides she barely touched, and was taking pics of all the food with the flash going off in the restaurant. When the waiter came by at the end he asked, "Is this together or separate?" and without looking at her I said, "Separate please". I think her stuff alone came out to 80 or 90 bucks.
oh man too good
You say that like it is a bad thing.Great Beard of Zeus said:So technically I have been banned from Huntsville.proc said:
During my A&M days, I peed on I 45 when we were stuck in traffic coming back from Galveston.
Can anything qualify as more unclassy than Bayside offering 1500 euros extra to a prostitute if she would let him raw dawg her?
Not asking at all and just diving in.
Haha trueAggies Revenge said:
Not asking at all and just diving in.
Idiot!Woody2006 said:Well this person was under the impression that I was long-since divorced. However, that is not the case.HBCanine08 said:Depends, let us know what you said and we'll give you an answerWoody2006 said:
Yesterday I accidentally sent this girl I had been seeing a message that was meant for my ex. It was the kind of message you definitely don't want to send to anyone but the intended party.
Needless to say, I will not be seeing her anymore.
Is it classless if it wasn't intentional?
She was also under the impression that she was the only person I was seeing, which is also not the case.
I don't feel good about it, but it is what it is.
HBCanine08 said:Talon2DSO said:HBCanine08 said:
Another story that may be "unclassy" for some: I took a girl out to dinner for a second or third date, and she proceeded to order one of the most expensive things on the menu, wine, a bunch of sides she barely touched, and was taking pics of all the food with the flash eggheadforum.com/discussion/1142142/smoked-mac-and-cheesecake going off in the restaurant. When the waiter came by at the end he asked, "Is this together or separate?" and without looking at her I said, "Separate please". I think her stuff alone came out to 80 or 90 bucks.
This is why ii love you bro
Same. How'd that mac and cheese turn out btw?
Legit!! Smoked and awesome
Thanks, bud.LSB_2002 said:Idiot!Woody2006 said:Well this person was under the impression that I was long-since divorced. However, that is not the case.HBCanine08 said:Depends, let us know what you said and we'll give you an answerWoody2006 said:
Yesterday I accidentally sent this girl I had been seeing a message that was meant for my ex. It was the kind of message you definitely don't want to send to anyone but the intended party.
Needless to say, I will not be seeing her anymore.
Is it classless if it wasn't intentional?
She was also under the impression that she was the only person I was seeing, which is also not the case.
I don't feel good about it, but it is what it is.
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proc said:
During my A&M days, I peed on I 45 when we were stuck in traffic coming back from Galveston.
Well I was driving from CS to Austin one time in the late 90s and had to pee. No McD in sight so I stopped my car on the road and peed in the bush. All the time some cop would stop and shoot me.
Watched an A&M football attempted game.
holy **** that's hilarious.
Still married?
Dp
Quart sized gatorade bottle. Wide mouth and limited splashback plus it has a lid.
Plus it holds a quart.
Plus it holds a quart.
Pinched a steamy loaf on the ground of my high school after hours. It deserved it
Talon2DSO said:Kitten With A Whip said:I'm single too! How you doin'?Talon2DSO said:Kitten With A Whip said:Are you sure it wasn't behind a grocery store? Because if it was, we might have dated!Talon2DSO said:
Took a **** in an apartment parking lot because I didn't make it to the bathroom in time.
Well I'm single now...wanna date??
Holy **** it worked!
If you saw what I look like, you'd change your mind
It's true.
S**t outside...
Yesterday I pooped out an endoscopic capsule. It was still flashing as I flushed it down the pipe.
Hospital- I figured out how to use a male urinal when I broke my femur. It takes very strategic placement.
Travel- An extendable portable urinal with a lid.
Very unladylike
Hospital- I figured out how to use a male urinal when I broke my femur. It takes very strategic placement.
Travel- An extendable portable urinal with a lid.
Very unladylike
All are alcohol related... lots of peeing and barfing in various parking lots. Haven't been that far shwasted in years.
Gil Renard said:
F'd college gf in Library
The Bar on 6th St?
I kneeled during the national anthem
Gil Renard said:
F'd college gf in Library
We all did this
I didn't even know Gil in college, let alone his girlfriend.Great Beard of Zeus said:Gil Renard said:
F'd college gf in Library
We all did this