Weirdest thing happens to me just now...

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tandy miller
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7:57p, 3/10/17
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I was driving down 59 and all of a sudden I hear this crack... like a thunder clap or gunshot or something.... scared the ever living **** out of me. Look over to my left and drivers window is shattered. Thought it was a rock, but I was all the way over on the left, and was only going about 25 due to traffic. No idea what it was
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7:58p, 3/10/17
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It was God telling you to not look at your phone while driving
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7:58p, 3/10/17
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It was God telling you that the left lane is for passing only
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 7:59p, 3/10/17
Wade Winston Wilson said:
It was God telling you that the left lane is for passing only


AIN'T THIS THE MOTHER****ING TRUTH
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 7:59p, 3/10/17
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Wade Winston Wilson said:
It was God telling you that the left lane is for passing only
whoa
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In reply to Wildman15 • 7:59p, 3/10/17
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Wildman15 said:
It was God telling you to not look at your phone while driving


I'm home now. And I was in the left lane trying to pass all the slow pokes exiting
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8:00p, 3/10/17
Weirdest thing that happened to me today was that I licked a smushed unidentifiable object from off the floor today on a dare. Spoiler: it was a grape skittle.
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8:01p, 3/10/17
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In reply to ellebee • 8:03p, 3/10/17
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ellebee said:
Weirdest thing that happened to me today was that I licked a smushed unidentifiable object from off the floor today on a dare. Spoiler: it was a grape skittle.


I apparently have a new nickname
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 8:04p, 3/10/17
What is your new nickname?
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 8:04p, 3/10/17
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Wade Winston Wilson said:
ellebee said:
Weirdest thing that happened to me today was that I licked a smushed unidentifiable object from off the floor today on a dare. Spoiler: it was a grape skittle.



I apparently have a new nickname


Congrats on the upcoming sechs
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In reply to tandy miller • 8:05p, 3/10/17
I mean, it was 59...
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In reply to ellebee • 8:05p, 3/10/17
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Grape skittle
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In reply to ellebee • 8:06p, 3/10/17
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In reply to tandy miller • 8:06p, 3/10/17
But I would've totally pooped myself too, which is what this thread is really about, right?
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8:07p, 3/10/17
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 8:07p, 3/10/17
Those are too fresh for my liking.
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8:08p, 3/10/17
I have a car. This could have been me.
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8:09p, 3/10/17
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Honestly, it might have actual been a gun shot. This happened in Houston last year I believe.
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In reply to HC • 8:09p, 3/10/17
Really makes you think. I have a car AND have driven on 59.
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In reply to chiken • 8:10p, 3/10/17
False. This isn't Rockville, MD.
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In reply to ellebee • 8:10p, 3/10/17
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ellebee said:
But I would've totally pooped myself too, which is what this thread is really about, right?


actually the opposite happened. Tensed up so tight I bet my leather cheerio could have cut off a finger
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In reply to ellebee • 8:11p, 3/10/17
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ellebee said:
False. This isn't Rockville, MD.

Woman! Have you lost your damn mind???
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8:11p, 3/10/17
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Too bad that pellet didn't barely knick you
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In reply to chiken • 8:14p, 3/10/17
Duh...
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In reply to tandy miller • 8:16p, 3/10/17
On a serious note, that is kind of freaky. In fact, so freaky I probably would've pooped myself, which is really what this thread's about.
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8:19p, 3/10/17
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El, i feel like you've got something on your mind, kid.
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In reply to tandy miller • 8:19p, 3/10/17
tandy miller said:
ellebee said:
But I would've totally pooped myself too, which is what this thread is really about, right?


actually the opposite happened. Tensed up so tight I bet my leather cheerio could have cut off a finger
Good point. I feel like people who talk about pooping or peeing themselves have never actually been scared or had an adrenaline rush.
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In reply to ellebee • 8:21p, 3/10/17
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Definitely one of the stranger things that's ever happened to me. I had my window rolled down shortly before as well bc it was fogging up. Probably would not have felt good, whatever it was
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In reply to Liquid Wrench • 8:23p, 3/10/17
You just ruined everything. Now that I think about it, there was at least one time I can think of that I should've, and it didn't even cross my mind. I just wanted Tandy to admit he pooped his pants...
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In reply to ellebee • 8:24p, 3/10/17
Did you watch Workaholics last night?

"Diarrhea Period Pants" would be a great office nickname.
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In reply to tandy miller • 8:24p, 3/10/17
Oh damn! It doesn't look like it from the pic, but can you see where a bullet might've hit?
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8:26p, 3/10/17
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I did poop myself last time I was at work... ate a bunch of chili cheese dogs and couldn't get out of my coveralls fast enough
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In reply to Liquid Wrench • 8:26p, 3/10/17
I feel like that phrase should go on my next bathroom post it note for the nasty bathroom *****es. I haven't watched that show though.
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