Who is the oldest celebrity you would sleep with?

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LupinusTexensis said:

Y'all…. These ladies are over 35


It's "who is the oldest celebrity you'd sleep with", not "who is the oldest celebrity you'd date".

Respect the game.
Philo B 93
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If I could maintain focus on my boyhood memories of the celebrities, the age and current physical / mental condition could be overcome, so to speak.

Here's a list with assumed ages. (Too lazy to Google)

Erin Gray - 72
Queen Amidala (?) from Buck Rogers - 72
Tina Louise (Ginger from Gillian's Island) - about 100
Linda Carter - 72
Ellie May from Beverly Hillbillies - about 100
Lisa from Weird Science - 72 and about 200 lbs
Joan Jett - 72
Diane Lane - 72
Olivia Newton John - RIP. Off the list for obvious reasons. 72
Most of the younger female cast and guests of Lawrence Welk - between 90 and 100
The dark haired girl who was Hunter's partner in "Hunter" - 72
Lindsey Wagner (Bionic Woman) - 72
Any remaining Charlie's Angels 72
Any of Jack Trippers roommates - 72


LupinusTexensis
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First thought was Harrison Ford, but upon googling that man is 80 years old and it's too far.

I found a pic of him at 69 and I'm going to go with that age.

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LupinusTexensis
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Weird DP
maroon barchetta
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Not the women from Petticoat Junction or Hee Haw?
wbt5845
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Did this thread make it 5 years with no one saying "your mom"?
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wbt5845 said:

Did this thread make it 5 years with no one saying "your mom"?
Check again. Made it less than 10 minutes.


Also, in for the old hotties.
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Dolly Parton; 76. I'd still pay nearly a year's salary to take a peek at that.
wbt5845
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Thanks - I thought we were slipping.
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Win At Life said:

Dolly Parton; 76. I'd still pay nearly a year's salary to take a peek at that.


Heeeeeeeerrrrreeee's Johnny!!
THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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She may be over the hill, but she's still got it

CrottyKid
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Used to be Sophia Lauren.
Then Helen Mirren or Susan Sarandon.
Now? Maybe Heidi Klum or Cindy Crawford.
Know Your Enemy
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Is Morgan Fairchild still alive? Because she was still GD hot last time I saw her.
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Philo B 93 said:

If I could maintain focus on my boyhood memories of the celebrities, the age and current physical / mental condition could be overcome, so to speak.

Here's a list with assumed ages. (Too lazy to Google)

Erin Gray - 72
Queen Amidala (?) from Buck Rogers - 72
Tina Louise (Ginger from Gillian's Island) - about 100
Linda Carter - 72
Ellie May from Beverly Hillbillies - about 100
Lisa from Weird Science - 72 and about 200 lbs
Joan Jett - 72
Diane Lane - 72
Olivia Newton John - RIP. Off the list for obvious reasons. 72
Most of the younger female cast and guests of Lawrence Welk - between 90 and 100
The dark haired girl who was Hunter's partner in "Hunter" - 72
Lindsey Wagner (Bionic Woman) - 72
Any remaining Charlie's Angels 72
Any of Jack Trippers roommates - 72



It would be nice if you could maintain focus on your Texags posts. Amazing how many ladies in your post are 72. But then I checked IMDB and Diane Lane is 57.
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Liz Hurley for the easy win
Philo B 93
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Txmoe said:

Philo B 93 said:

If I could maintain focus on my boyhood memories of the celebrities, the age and current physical / mental condition could be overcome, so to speak.

Here's a list with assumed ages. (Too lazy to Google)

Erin Gray - 72
Queen Amidala (?) from Buck Rogers - 72
Tina Louise (Ginger from Gillian's Island) - about 100
Linda Carter - 72
Ellie May from Beverly Hillbillies - about 100
Lisa from Weird Science - 72 and about 200 lbs
Joan Jett - 72
Diane Lane - 72
Olivia Newton John - RIP. Off the list for obvious reasons. 72
Most of the younger female cast and guests of Lawrence Welk - between 90 and 100
The dark haired girl who was Hunter's partner in "Hunter" - 72
Lindsey Wagner (Bionic Woman) - 72
Any remaining Charlie's Angels 72
Any of Jack Trippers roommates - 72



It would be nice if you could maintain focus on your Texags posts. Amazing how many ladies in your post are 72. But then I checked IMDB and Diane Lane is 57.


I didn't Google any ages. I assume any hot girl that wasn't in high school was when I was is 72 or over 100. Keeps things simple.
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Philo B 93 said:

Txmoe said:


It would be nice if you could maintain focus on your Texags posts. Amazing how many ladies in your post are 72. But then I checked IMDB and Diane Lane is 57.


I didn't Google any ages. I assume any hot girl that wasn't in high school was when I was is 72 or over 100. Keeps things simple.
That's a sound strategy! I was probably being a little too over-protective of my future ex-wife, Diane Lane.
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HBCanine08
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Her

https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/3378346
Anchorhold
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Thanks for checking in
AliasMan02
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CANINE!
Swarely
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Get in line buddy
Win At Life
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Swarely said:

Get in line buddy


There's a line for this?
AliasMan02
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I believe the proper term is "train."
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Lake08 said:

Liz Hurley for the easy win
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LupinusTexensis said:

Y'all…. These ladies are over 35
They don't get good until 30, great at 40, and they're freaks at 50……
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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Swarely said:

Raquel Welch is 76

http://speakerdata2.s3.amazonaws.com/photo/image/789094/Raquel_Welch_hot_015_original.jpg

Hells yea!
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aglaohfour said:

Patrick Stewart. I'm not even ashamed to admit it.


Six years later and this is still my answer.
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Audacity said:

Swarely said:

Raquel Welch is 76



Hells yea!


Ummm she's no longer eligible.
Corn Pop
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Are there better ones out there that are younger? Absolutely. You gotta respect the game though. Morgan Fairchild is the answer for me at 73.

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Jane Asher, looking good at 77.
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Having just watched the new Ant Man movie, I'll add Michelle Pfeiffer.
Wicked Good Ag
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maroon barchetta said:

Audacity said:

Swarely said:

Raquel Welch is 76



Hells yea!


Ummm she's no longer eligible.
for most people....
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ThunderCougarFalconBird said:

Some of my colleagues hung out with Monsterrat Oliver today. Never heard of her but after seeing pics, I'd hit it. Problem is she's Mexican and spent too much time in Mexico and only likes tacos.
Bats for the other team.
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Madeline Stowe - doesn't look 64
 
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