Pokemon Go....little advice
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Last: 8 yr ago by Uncle Howdy
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I'm going to play Pokeamom in just a little while
Congratulations on the sex with your mom
I have no interest in playing Pokemon go but I would like to play Red, Yellow, and Blue and I can't find my ****ing GameBoy Color dammit.
Tell her and dad that I say hi
^lol beat me to it Check out the last 2 @tamupolice tweets
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Okay, I had never heard of this until I clicked on this thread. Out of curiosity, I downloaded the app. Fired it up,.....AND THERE WAS A FREAKING CARTOON ANIMAL SITTING ON MY DESK TAUNTING ME.
Seriously, I'm looking through my camera and there's my normal desk, papers and sh*t all over it....and this little yellow dude hopping up and down looking at me. I figured out how to throw a ball at him and got his ass.
Now I'm trying to fight the urge not to leave my office and walk down the hall where apparently the next one is lurking.
This is amazing.
Laughed so hard it hurt!
By the way, I know moms are playing it with their little kids. The kids love it.
There are some churches in Austin not taking kindly to the fact that they are a pokegym. They are claiming the church is private property. Are churches really private property? Pretty much every church I've seen is a pokegym.
To get tax free status all church property must be surrendered to the federal government and it them becomes a public park.
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There are some churches in Austin not taking kindly to the fact that they are a pokegym. They are claiming the church is private property. Are churches really private property? Pretty much every church I've seen is a pokegym.
More people are visiting their church and they see this as a bad thing? Jesus Christ
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There are some churches in Austin not taking kindly to the fact that they are a pokegym. They are claiming the church is private property. Are churches really private property? Pretty much every church I've seen is a pokegym.
More people are visiting their church and they see this as a bad thing? Jesus Christ
quote:quote:Missing an opportunityquote:
There are some churches in Austin not taking kindly to the fact that they are a pokegym. They are claiming the church is private property. Are churches really private property? Pretty much every church I've seen is a pokegym.
More people are visiting their church and they see this as a bad thing? Jesus Christ
I was trying to think about what would Jesus do in this situation, then I remembered he might get pissed off and start breaking phones because people aren't honoring his Father's house.
Lol
The comments for that article.
My stepson tied his phone to a ceiling fan and started the Go app. He then turned the ceiling fan to medium speed. Doing this tricks the app into thinking you're walking in circles. Supposedly lots of walking causes the eggs to hatch.
You must be very proud
quote:I've heard of someone else doing that too. I'm not sure my GPS is accurate enough inside my apartment for it to register that movement though.
My stepson tied his phone to a ceiling fan and started the Go app. He then turned the ceiling fan to medium speed. Doing this tricks the app into thinking you're walking in circles. Supposedly lots of walking causes the eggs to hatch.
I do something similar. I put my Fitbit on my dog and let him out the front door to run around for a couple hours. That way I get my 10,000 steps/day and still get to watch my tv shows.
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quote:The other trick I'm advising a lot of people to use is to put your phone in the microwave. Results on iPhone 6 and 6(s) are usually about 1.5k per 30 seconds.
My stepson tied his phone to a ceiling fan and started the Go app. He then turned the ceiling fan to medium speed. Doing this tricks the app into thinking you're walking in circles. Supposedly lots of walking causes the eggs to hatch.
It's happening...lol
quote:quote:The other trick I'm advising a lot of people to use is to put your phone in the microwave. Results on iPhone 6 and 6(s) are usually about 1.5k per 30 seconds.
My stepson tied his phone to a ceiling fan and started the Go app. He then turned the ceiling fan to medium speed. Doing this tricks the app into thinking you're walking in circles. Supposedly lots of walking causes the eggs to hatch.
You idiot! That'll destroy your phone!
You have to wrap it in foil before you put it in the microwave or it'll just explode.
Awesome.
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quote:Total brain fart on my part here. Yes, for sure wrap in foil first. For added protection, set in the casing that pre-made pie crusts come in as well.quote:quote:The other trick I'm advising a lot of people to use is to put your phone in the microwave. Results on iPhone 6 and 6(s) are usually about 1.5k per 30 seconds.
My stepson tied his phone to a ceiling fan and started the Go app. He then turned the ceiling fan to medium speed. Doing this tricks the app into thinking you're walking in circles. Supposedly lots of walking causes the eggs to hatch.
You idiot! That'll destroy your phone!
You have to wrap it in foil before you put it in the microwave or it'll just explode.
Hey. What smells like blue?
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quote:obscure. Wanna go to the Hard Croon cafe?
Hey. What smells like blue?
quote:quote:obscure. Wanna go to the Hard Croon cafe?
Hey. What smells like blue?
Gotta stop by Fedoras for Boys first
Good move by the university.
Once the app is fully up and running, they're gonna make a killing selling rare Pokemon placements in retail establishments, city parks, and anywhere that wants to do some promoting.
Once the app is fully up and running, they're gonna make a killing selling rare Pokemon placements in retail establishments, city parks, and anywhere that wants to do some promoting.
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