Give me the lowdown on online dating...

51,906 Views | 474 Replies | Last: 8 yr ago by ShinerBlonde
Uncle Howdy
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Anyway, good luck to you HC, Kate & KWAW.


Ouch
AgsLv44
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What? I'm meaning this in a nice way. Didn't say there was anything wrong with online dating.

& WWW?
Uncle Howdy
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Thanks
Uncle Howdy
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I can use all the help I can get
AgsLv44
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I can use all the help I can get


I'm sure you'll be fine - lots of nice young ladies out there & you seem to be a good guy.

Hint: I wouldn't recommend wearing wrestling mask in one of your profile pics
Uncle Howdy
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Don't tell me how to live my life!
AgsLv44
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Don't tell me how to live my life!


Okay, put a couple of pics on your profile wearing your favorite mask
Uncle Howdy
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Done

Kitten With A Whip
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Done


Needs more tongue action!
Uncle Howdy
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Kate Beckett
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Dead serious. Apparently I'm not the type for people in this town.
Max06
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I rarely if ever got a message back from any of the guys I contacted. When I would get a message back it was the standard "hey. what's up" small talk stuff.

Maybe I was just surfing out of my league.
GinaLinetti
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That's a reason college towns suck once you've graduated. It will happen. Just don't stress pretty girl.
fatrandy
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Honest self-descriptions are the most boring people of all...

I don't care that you like the outdoors, or crossfit, or brunch..In my previous tinder/bumble/hinge experiences, I stuck with blatant sarcasm, my height (bc apparently that's a big deal to women) and pics of me and my dog.

Had a go to line that worked every time when it came to getting numbers/dates/etc. Only fall back imo is when it comes to actually looking for a genuine relationship, apps like tinder, bumble, etc aren't good for that. You might find 1 or 2, but the majority are just looking for causal dating/hookups, which is fine for a while, but it really starts to become aimless.

This is purely from app/online sampling standpoint. Early 20s girls want someone to spend money on them, mid-20s girls want "experiences" b/c they're likely just freshly out of a long term relationship, late 20s early 30s have mentality of either pure desperation or indignant independence.
haircut
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Did any of y'all run into weirdos that are using a completely fake profile?
GinaLinetti
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Did any of y'all run into weirdos that are using a completely fake profile?


Only if you count the guy that had a secret family in Arizona. Google them before you meet them
haircut
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Terrible! I hope I don't run into some dude posing as a chick.

That sounds like a ****ty thing to do to you, cherry!
GMM
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Sweet, Stephanie looks dtf

GinaLinetti
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Uncle Howdy
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Maybe I'll try the jacobear method

http://jacobearog.tumblr.com
EFE
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Apparently this chick just wants to get stoned. I really need to update my profile to say no 420.
GinaLinetti
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Meh. Live and learn. I'm not sure if I ever want to marry again so it's mostly a fishing expedition to see what's out there. If someone changes my mind great. If not I'm ok with that too. Now had I gotten invested and that happened idve flipped ****.
Ragoo
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Apparently this chick just wants to get stoned. I really need to update my profile to say no 420.

like biblical?
marble rye
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Did any of y'all run into weirdos that are using a completely fake profile?


Several. These are trolls trying to scam money. They will say they are in Nigeria or something on business and can't get home or something like that. Even use the same intros over and over.
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titanmaster_race
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Maybe I'll try the jacobear method

http://jacobearog.tumblr.com


Mfker that is a creepy dude
Uncle Howdy
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To my disappointment, I believe I was matched with a scam. I asked what her interests were and the response was "I'm here for two weeks here's my number if you wanna have fun 570-###-####"

I imagine that's a lie. What yall want me to ask next?
FOUR THIN INCHES
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It's a hooker, dummy. You should bang her.
haircut
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Should I counter with a dic pic and my banging fee?
80s Guy
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Should I counter with a dic pic and my banging fee?


You're gonna get friend zoned by a professional hoar
FOUR THIN INCHES
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No, because if it's a cop posing as a prostitute they could arrest you for being a hooker. Just send the **** pic and say let's ****.
marble rye
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Or just delete the message
AgsLv44
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Would not proceed. Suppose you need to decide what you are looking for though -
AgsLv44
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Lol - didn't even see your message. Same response
 
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