quote:quote:Twinsies?
Adam Pally is attractive. Redd wants to get with you.
I'm twinsies with redd on that
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I'm twinsies with redd on that
I don't want to bang ballchain
quote:quote:TWIC.
Drivers license/passport pictures.
security-sensitive transportation sectors...
Interesting.
Eat your heart out, butt-munches.
Nice haircut, LyDawg
lex, i wish you success in wherever life may take you.
Give her a tophat
Holy crap. I was wondering why this thread had 130 new posts. Good job, ball chain.
Well, when I was an Lieutenant with the Corp of Engineers, I had taken a military full length photo standing at attention for the required personnel file. I had several copies so I tore one in half and threw it in a trash can.
Well, that was a Friday and Sunday, I decided to go into the office and do some work and the first thing that I see is my picture at the entrance door. Well, I open the door and remove the picture and I happen to look up at a bulletin board and their was ten of me, lined up in perfect order.
I get to my desk and on the chair is me. Come to find out that I was all over the place. In desks, on the walls, on and in the toilet and urinals. After I had collected about 50 copies of me, I decided to go to the main building (I was located in a satellite office building) and lord and behold, I was there, too. I scoured the main building and I was again, everywhere. So, the only thing that I am grateful for is that I decided to go into the office on Sunday and not on Monday because then, I know that I would have had a "meeting" with the Colonel commanding the lab asking me why I thought so highly of myself.
Yes, I did work with some jokers who were disappointed that I had spoiled most of their fun because, unfortunately, they had printed up about 100 copies and I did not find them all so I did get some phone calls.
Well, that was a Friday and Sunday, I decided to go into the office and do some work and the first thing that I see is my picture at the entrance door. Well, I open the door and remove the picture and I happen to look up at a bulletin board and their was ten of me, lined up in perfect order.
I get to my desk and on the chair is me. Come to find out that I was all over the place. In desks, on the walls, on and in the toilet and urinals. After I had collected about 50 copies of me, I decided to go to the main building (I was located in a satellite office building) and lord and behold, I was there, too. I scoured the main building and I was again, everywhere. So, the only thing that I am grateful for is that I decided to go into the office on Sunday and not on Monday because then, I know that I would have had a "meeting" with the Colonel commanding the lab asking me why I thought so highly of myself.
Yes, I did work with some jokers who were disappointed that I had spoiled most of their fun because, unfortunately, they had printed up about 100 copies and I did not find them all so I did get some phone calls.
quote:
Well, when I was an Lieutenant with the Corp of Engineers, I had taken a military full length photo standing at attention for the required personnel file. I had several copies so I tore one in half and threw it in a trash can.
Well, that was a Friday and Sunday, I decided to go into the office and do some work and the first thing that I see is my picture at the entrance door. Well, I open the door and remove the picture and I happen to look up at a bulletin board and their was ten of me, lined up in perfect order.
I get to my desk and on the chair is me. Come to find out that I was all over the place. In desks, on the walls, on and in the toilet and urinals. After I had collected about 50 copies of me, I decided to go to the main building (I was located in a satellite office building) and lord and behold, I was there, too. I scoured the main building and I was again, everywhere. So, the only thing that I am grateful for is that I decided to go into the office on Sunday and not on Monday because then, I know that I would have had a "meeting" with the Colonel commanding the lab asking me why I thought so highly of myself.
Yes, I did work with some jokers who were disappointed that I had spoiled most of their fun because, unfortunately, they had printed up about 100 copies and I did not find them all so I did get some phone calls.
Well....Post the picture
quote:Yeah, duh. This is "post a pic of yourself", not "post a dumb story about a pic of yourself"quote:
Well, when I was an Lieutenant with the Corp of Engineers, I had taken a military full length photo standing at attention for the required personnel file. I had several copies so I tore one in half and threw it in a trash can.
Well, that was a Friday and Sunday, I decided to go into the office and do some work and the first thing that I see is my picture at the entrance door. Well, I open the door and remove the picture and I happen to look up at a bulletin board and their was ten of me, lined up in perfect order.
I get to my desk and on the chair is me. Come to find out that I was all over the place. In desks, on the walls, on and in the toilet and urinals. After I had collected about 50 copies of me, I decided to go to the main building (I was located in a satellite office building) and lord and behold, I was there, too. I scoured the main building and I was again, everywhere. So, the only thing that I am grateful for is that I decided to go into the office on Sunday and not on Monday because then, I know that I would have had a "meeting" with the Colonel commanding the lab asking me why I thought so highly of myself.
Yes, I did work with some jokers who were disappointed that I had spoiled most of their fun because, unfortunately, they had printed up about 100 copies and I did not find them all so I did get some phone calls.
Well....Post the picture
This thread took the hell off again, I see. 
Post some shirtless pics
/GB ladies
/GB ladies
quote:Wimmenz are such pigs, amirite?
Post some shirtless pics
/GB ladies
I know! They're always PMing me wanting pictures of my junk. I'm not a piece of meat!!!
quote:
Post some shirtless pics
/fify chiken
quote:In their defense, they're probably only after a certain cut of meat.
I know! They're always PMing me wanting pictures of my junk. I'm not a piece of meat!!!
They're not greedy, just particular.
Muy interesante
Less talking. More shirtless pics.
quote:So impatient, woman!
Less talking. More shirtless pics.
I'm not wearing any pants to slowly unzip
Pantomime, then.
I'll be here all week.
I'll be here all week.
oops....forgot how to post a link
ohh wells
ohh wells
quote:
Less talking. More shirtless pics.
This girl knows what she's talking about.
I seen't it.
I thought about posting a shirtless picture, but I don't want to break the Internet...
quote:
I thought about posting a shirtless picture, but not after tbird
FIFY
Chicken
No... That's not it... I'm in pretty damn good shape too.
Damn right!! Yall are savage with me!!
I got- two- phones...
Be gentle.... My feelings are fragile.
And poof... No more.
And poof... No more.
Well hello.
Ps
Grow your beard back
Ps
Grow your beard back
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