Post a pic of yourself[Staff Warning: 12/29/16 update]

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Adam Pally is attractive. Redd wants to get with you.
Twinsies?


I'm twinsies with redd on that
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I don't want to bang ballchain
Lex
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Drivers license/passport pictures.
TWIC.

security-sensitive transportation sectors...
Interesting.
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Eat your heart out, butt-munches.
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Nice haircut, LyDawg
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lex, i wish you success in wherever life may take you.
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Give her a tophat
trouble
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Holy crap. I was wondering why this thread had 130 new posts. Good job, ball chain.
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Well, when I was an Lieutenant with the Corp of Engineers, I had taken a military full length photo standing at attention for the required personnel file. I had several copies so I tore one in half and threw it in a trash can.

Well, that was a Friday and Sunday, I decided to go into the office and do some work and the first thing that I see is my picture at the entrance door. Well, I open the door and remove the picture and I happen to look up at a bulletin board and their was ten of me, lined up in perfect order.

I get to my desk and on the chair is me. Come to find out that I was all over the place. In desks, on the walls, on and in the toilet and urinals. After I had collected about 50 copies of me, I decided to go to the main building (I was located in a satellite office building) and lord and behold, I was there, too. I scoured the main building and I was again, everywhere. So, the only thing that I am grateful for is that I decided to go into the office on Sunday and not on Monday because then, I know that I would have had a "meeting" with the Colonel commanding the lab asking me why I thought so highly of myself.

Yes, I did work with some jokers who were disappointed that I had spoiled most of their fun because, unfortunately, they had printed up about 100 copies and I did not find them all so I did get some phone calls.
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Well, when I was an Lieutenant with the Corp of Engineers, I had taken a military full length photo standing at attention for the required personnel file. I had several copies so I tore one in half and threw it in a trash can.

Well, that was a Friday and Sunday, I decided to go into the office and do some work and the first thing that I see is my picture at the entrance door. Well, I open the door and remove the picture and I happen to look up at a bulletin board and their was ten of me, lined up in perfect order.

I get to my desk and on the chair is me. Come to find out that I was all over the place. In desks, on the walls, on and in the toilet and urinals. After I had collected about 50 copies of me, I decided to go to the main building (I was located in a satellite office building) and lord and behold, I was there, too. I scoured the main building and I was again, everywhere. So, the only thing that I am grateful for is that I decided to go into the office on Sunday and not on Monday because then, I know that I would have had a "meeting" with the Colonel commanding the lab asking me why I thought so highly of myself.

Yes, I did work with some jokers who were disappointed that I had spoiled most of their fun because, unfortunately, they had printed up about 100 copies and I did not find them all so I did get some phone calls.


Well....Post the picture
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Well, when I was an Lieutenant with the Corp of Engineers, I had taken a military full length photo standing at attention for the required personnel file. I had several copies so I tore one in half and threw it in a trash can.

Well, that was a Friday and Sunday, I decided to go into the office and do some work and the first thing that I see is my picture at the entrance door. Well, I open the door and remove the picture and I happen to look up at a bulletin board and their was ten of me, lined up in perfect order.

I get to my desk and on the chair is me. Come to find out that I was all over the place. In desks, on the walls, on and in the toilet and urinals. After I had collected about 50 copies of me, I decided to go to the main building (I was located in a satellite office building) and lord and behold, I was there, too. I scoured the main building and I was again, everywhere. So, the only thing that I am grateful for is that I decided to go into the office on Sunday and not on Monday because then, I know that I would have had a "meeting" with the Colonel commanding the lab asking me why I thought so highly of myself.

Yes, I did work with some jokers who were disappointed that I had spoiled most of their fun because, unfortunately, they had printed up about 100 copies and I did not find them all so I did get some phone calls.


Well....Post the picture
Yeah, duh. This is "post a pic of yourself", not "post a dumb story about a pic of yourself"
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This thread took the hell off again, I see.
Uncle Howdy
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Post some shirtless pics

/GB ladies
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Post some shirtless pics

/GB ladies
Wimmenz are such pigs, amirite?
Uncle Howdy
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I know! They're always PMing me wanting pictures of my junk. I'm not a piece of meat!!!
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Post some shirtless pics

/fify chiken
tbirdspur2010
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I know! They're always PMing me wanting pictures of my junk. I'm not a piece of meat!!!
In their defense, they're probably only after a certain cut of meat.

They're not greedy, just particular.
Uncle Howdy
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Muy interesante
trouble
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Less talking. More shirtless pics.
tbirdspur2010
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Less talking. More shirtless pics.
So impatient, woman!

Uncle Howdy
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I'm not wearing any pants to slowly unzip
tbirdspur2010
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Pantomime, then.






























































I'll be here all week.
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I Play With Guns
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oops....forgot how to post a link

ohh wells
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Less talking. More shirtless pics.


This girl knows what she's talking about.
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tbirdspur2010
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I seen't it.
IrishTxAggie
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I thought about posting a shirtless picture, but I don't want to break the Internet...
AgEng06
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I thought about posting a shirtless picture, but not after tbird

FIFY
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Chicken
IrishTxAggie
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No... That's not it... I'm in pretty damn good shape too.
IrishTxAggie
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Damn right!! Yall are savage with me!!
Reginald Cousins
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I got- two- phones...
IrishTxAggie
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Be gentle.... My feelings are fragile.


And poof... No more.
GinaLinetti
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Well hello.


Ps

Grow your beard back
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