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When the Hopkins researchers surveyed ER patients who’d been drinking, they found that Budweiser was the number one brand consumed, followed Steel Reserve Malt Liquor, Colt 45 malt liquor, Bud Ice (another malt liquor), Bud Light, and a discount-priced vodka called Barton’s.

Though Budweiser has 9.1 percent of the national beer market, it represented 15 percent of the of the E.R. “market.” The disparity was even more pronounced for Steel Reserve. It has only .8 percent of the market nationally, but accounted for 14.7 percent of the E.R. market. In all, Steel Reserve, Colt 45, Bud Ice, and another malt liquor, King Cobra, account for only 2.4 percent of the U.S. beer market, but accounted for 46 percent of the beer consumed by E.R. patients.

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Gazizza, dilznoofuses. Bill McNeal saying get with the crizappy taste of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Rocket Fuel’s got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long! So when you wanna get sick, remember, nothin’ makes yo’ feet stank like Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Damn, it’s crizappy!!

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Warning, Malt Liquor will put you in the ER

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Something, something, causation, correlation, etc.

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In all, Steel Reserve, Colt 45, Bud Ice, and another malt liquor, King Cobra, account for only 2.4 percent of the U.S. beer market, but accounted for 46 percent of the beer consumed by E.R. patients.

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I think I found the cause of that damn-near-half statistic:

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Higher-alcohol malt liquor, for example, is heavily advertised in African-American neighborhoods.

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Funnier still is the big government nanny-state mentality displayed here:

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“So we might want to put some controls on certain products if we find they are tied to greater risk. But how they are marketed and priced is critical information and that has been very hard to study.

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I don't think "marketing" is causing all the injuries that are resulting in ER visits (if not morgue visits).

oh yeah, that

I drank a ton of malt liquor in high school, mostly Mickeys, and I'm fine.

Four Loko used to be king of the ER. Never forget.

So many problems with this "research".

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Gazizza, dilznoofuses. Bill McNeal saying get with the crizappy taste of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Rocket Fuel’s got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long! So when you wanna get sick, remember, nothin’ makes yo’ feet stank like Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Damn, it’s crizappy!!

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Gazizza, dilznoofuses. Bill McNeal saying get with the crizappy taste of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Rocket Fuel’s got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long! So when you wanna get sick, remember, nothin’ makes yo’ feet stank like Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Damn, it’s crizappy!!

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Boss...RIP

~egon

Where does whiskey put you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FA368-dVWs

Olde English 800
in a brown paper bag.

good times. good times.

Schmitts

Strangely enough. I love King Cobra.

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I drank a ton of malt liquor in high school, mostly Mickeys, and I'm fine.

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79 cent 40's!!

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Warning, Malt Liquor will put you in the ER

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Something, something, causation, correlation, etc.

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Yeah, and the Broom Pilot told me today that I couldn't assume that a family in an accident where six of them died were probably not using seat belts or car seats.

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Four Loko used to be king of the ER. Never forget.

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Ocho Loko damn near killed me in south padre one spring break.

And it got another buddy so drunk he was trying to make love to a tree. He kept begging it to take its clothes off as he stripped off the bark. With his pants around his ankles.

Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you "ooooo"

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And it got another buddy so drunk he was trying to make love to a tree. He kept begging it to take its clothes off as he stripped off the bark. With his pants around his ankles.

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Might explain just as much as the Loko

This is why I only drink Old English and Beast Ice when I drink malt liquor.

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Where does whiskey put you?

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A corner office with a great view.

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Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you "ooooo"

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At least one person here knows what's up

I heard this on the Bobby Bones show this morning.

My first thought: "Increased ice cream sales leads to an increase in drownings"

I would imagine most of the Budweiser ER stories went like this "Yeah we were just sitting on the couch drinking a Bud when the damn floor of the trailer house fell in" -or-
"I was just sitting on the front porch drinking a Budweiser when my sister-wife tried to shoot a squirrel and hit me"

MIckeys, Fine Malt Liquor

Steel Reserve

Love having piss that smells like jet fuel

Edward Forty-hands. And OE8 is my 40 of choice.

It's because the blacks go to the ER for everything