Mitch Hedberg

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9:45a, 10/10/12
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http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2011/08/09/18-funny-mitch-hedberg-quotes/
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9:47a, 10/10/12
I used to do drugs.
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9:47a, 10/10/12
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sorry for the convenience
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9:49a, 10/10/12
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i hope he comes around on tour this year
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10:01a, 10/10/12
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i hope he comes around on tour this year

Wow...
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10:01a, 10/10/12
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...no, but I would like a regular banana later so, ...yeah.
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10:04a, 10/10/12
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Wow...


Ive seen Dane Cook live 3 times and i dont know if that can be topped. Have always wanted to see Mitch, but i havent seen him tour in a while.
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farmer2010
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10:05a, 10/10/12
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trying too hard
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10:09a, 10/10/12
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Ive seen Dane Cook live 3 times and i dont know if that can be topped.


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10:34a, 10/10/12
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Mitch Hedberg and Dane Cook do not belong in the same sentence.

Long live the comedy of Mitch.
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10:35a, 10/10/12
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smokey the bear is way more intense in person
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10:53a, 10/10/12
I liked Mitch Hedberg better when he was called Steven Wright.
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10:55a, 10/10/12
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential
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10:55a, 10/10/12
I cannot imagine a situation where I would have prove I bought a donut..... Going to put my receipt in the file at home under D for donut....,
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10:58a, 10/10/12
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Mitch Hedberg used to be Steven Wright before a sex change?
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11:17a, 10/10/12
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Very funny guy. RIP, Mitch.
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11:19a, 10/10/12
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I played tennis once against a wall. The wall was relentless.
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11:20a, 10/10/12
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11:35a, 10/10/12
When is his next tour
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11:39a, 10/10/12
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I've seen the Mitch Hedberg/Steven Wright comparison brought up all the time, and while the styles are obviously very similar I don't think Steven Wright is anywhere near as funny as Mitch. Maybe it's because I was introduced to Mitch's stuff first, but I'm a huge Mitch fan and really don't even enjoy Steven Wright.

Just my opinion.
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11:48a, 10/10/12
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Have always wanted to see Mitch, but i havent seen him tour in a while.


You're kidding, right?
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Professor Frick
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11:50a, 10/10/12
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I would say he's been laying low, or working the underground circuit, but that would be tasteless and offensive, so I won't.

[This message has been edited by Professor frick (edited 10/10/2012 10:50a).]
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I'd like the job where you name appliances, you just say what it does and add "er" on the end. Toaster, dishwasher, refrigerator...."Hey mitch we need a name for this new a appliance. Well what does it do? It keeps things fresh. Its a fresher! I'm goin on break."

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I was walking through the forest when a tree fell down and nearly killed me.

Sonofa***** didn't make a sound.



I had a dog and named it "Stay". "Come here, Stay"

The dog is now insane.
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I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like 222-2222. I would say, "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press 2 for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed 2 enough."
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Ive seen Dane Cook live 3 times and i dont know if that can be topped. Have always wanted to see Mitch, but i havent seen him tour in a while.

You're probably kidding... but just to be clear, he is dead and has been for some time now.
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1:45p, 10/10/12
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WHAT!?
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I would say he's been laying low, or working the underground circuit, but that would be tasteless and offensive, so I won't

You know, he would probably see the humor in that.
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2:00p, 10/10/12
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Excellent troll, Jetch.
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I wrote a script one time and I gave it to a guy that reads scripts. And he read it and said he really likes it, but he thinks I need to rewrite it. I said, '**** that, I'll just make a copy'.
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Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufranes
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