Lyrics that make you laugh?

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Wildcat
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I'm sure there are many, but this recent addition caught my attention.

"Ass like that girl you gotta be kickin
Got me goin to church next day repentin"

Feel free to make your own contribution
Aggroid
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I ain't a playa I just *****a lot
Rusty GCS
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You can ask Beavis I get nothing but head
Token
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a lot of lil wayne's lyrics in the entire "No Ceilings" mixtape literally had me rolling with laughter
Rusty GCS
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Any lyric by Ray Stevens
Beer Baron
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That terrible Brad Paisley song about being a guy:

"These days there's dudes getting facials."
Rick Dalton
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Eh yo, me and her have been together for like a couple months
Mami got that punani sweeter than peanut butter crunch
I hit it from the back like a sucker punch
Bust a nut, back to the front for some uppercuts
and in the morning she be hooking me up proper
Butt naked in my kitchen while she cooking me Machaca
And before I go to work she gimme that boom shakalaka
I want to stay home and **** her all day!
pdc093
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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

[This message has been edited by pdc093 (edited 7/25/2012 9:03p).]
PseudonymK
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My friend told me today that I reminded her of some song by Biggie Smalls that mentioned pork chops.

I really wasn't trying to bring them up, the song just popped up in her head. And I can't find the lyrics.
Omar
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"Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskeys gone to my head
But if I were gay I would give you my heart
And if I were gay You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay We would swim in romance
But I'm not gay
So get your hand out of my pants
It's not that I don't care.. I do
I just don't see myself in you"

[This message has been edited by omar (edited 7/25/2012 9:16p).]
EFE
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She's crazy Felipe!
La Fours
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Titties and beer
Omar
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quote:
Titties and beer
I Play With Guns
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MouthBQ98
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Afroman: Because I got high.
EFE
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luggagecombo12345
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I got blood on my hands and there is no remorse
I got blood on my **ck cuz I f***ed a corpse

Reverend DMX

[This message has been edited by Luggagecombo12345 (edited 7/25/2012 10:39p).]
Tuco Salamanca
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Dear *****, I don't think I like you, anymore
luggagecombo12345
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*Nymphomaniac song in its entirety
*"For a minute there, I thought I had a big ol' crack in my new Tony Llamas"


[This message has been edited by Luggagecombo12345 (edited 7/25/2012 10:43p).]
hunterntexas
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I'm just a honky-cat honkin' down at the honky-tonk.
FNG
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ILBT's by Joe Walsh
jread07
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Lady Antebellum: We own the night

"I had this dream once, I had it in my head"

Because it makes me think of this:
Justice Beaver
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Gotta condor round my neck girl, I'm cashin out.
Max06
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It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by

Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat

My sister and my brother stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes
Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew
Heads were turnin', eyes were burnin'

Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church
EFE
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Boogity boogity
luggagecombo12345
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Only thing that makes my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
luggagecombo12345
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*White and Nerdy by Weird Al
*Regular Everyday Normal Guy/sequals by Jon Lajoie
*Superhero by Stephen Lynch
EFE
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Damn that's an ugly baby!

[This message has been edited by EagleFordEarl (edited 7/25/2012 11:10p).]
angryocotillo
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She had a need to feel the thunder
PuckAg08
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Drink water, yo body needs that sheet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

nws - language

[This message has been edited by Puckag08 (edited 7/25/2012 11:16p).]
Rusty GCS
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My dick; rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by ya uncle
Coby
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quote:
Drink water, yo body needs that sheet


How are you going to post the video and misquote the lyrics?

"Yo body needs water, so drank that sheet!"
Elliot P. Campbell
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why you comin' home
5 in the mornin'
somethin's goin' on,
can i smell yo dick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY
AliasMan02
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Okay it's Childish Gambino
homegirl drop it like that NASDAQ
Move white girls
like there's coke up my @sscrack
Move black girls
cuz man eff it I'll do either
I love poosy
I love beeches
Dude I should be runnin' PETA


later in the same verse:

This Asian dude, I stole his girl
and now he's got that Koji beef
My deek is like an accent mark
it's all about the over-"e"s


For just pure awesome lyrics, Bonfire is great. Childish Gambino (Donald Glover) has his ups and downs as an actual rapper, but his lyrics are very clever and often very funny.
doar823
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Now I'm not the worlds most masculine man but I know what I am in bed, I'm a man, and so is Lola
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