you're a boner biting ******* uncle ****a.. you're an uncle ****a, I must say.. you ****ed you're uncle yesterday

Casey Donahew Band, Late Night Telephone List:
You're kind of like a moped, fun to ride around,
but if my friends should catch me then I'd never live it down,
Cuz you jiggle when you giggle, those crossed eyes I just don't mind,
If no one ever finds us out then that would be just fine,
And if I get real drunk I may call you in the night,
Park your car around the corner to keep it outta sight

And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss,
Cuz you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list

Now I try to get my room just as dark as it can be,
Cuz I know I'd never call you if I thought I had to see,
And I'd appreciate a calling if you leave before the sun,
Cuz I know when the lights are burning then our relationship is done

And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss,
Cuz you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list

Well I'll be calling all my beauties from 2 o'clock to 3
Expect a call at 3 15 if none of those are free,
And when that phone starts ringin' you best be on the move,
Cuz I know if I'm callin' I've been drinkin' 90 proof

And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss,
Cuz you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list

O, your just the last phone number on my late night telephone list

Well i wish there was another number on my late night telephone list...

somebody get me somebody to call!!!

Anything by Skunkweed.

Meat Puppets:

“the one-eyed clown in the road with electric hair
At his best he’s a total disgrace”

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.

After the date, I wanna do the wild thing, she's thinkin' lobster, I'm thinking' Burger King. --- NWA

quote:

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They'll promise fancy cars and diamond rings, all sorts of shiny things,
but, girl, you’ll remember what your knees are for.

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guess I'll add it's baby girl by sugarland

[This message has been edited by Goodnight Irene (edited 7/26/2012 8:19p).]

"She's ugly from the front, she's ugly from the front, she's ugly from the front.........Well, you ugly too!"

I Lovett

Posted before, but apropot...(fancy word)

"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed your ass out all day long"

The red hot Cherry Bombs

You spelled your fancy word wrong

I onie got 3 teeth

"I want a girl . . . with nails that shine like justice."

Short Skirt Long Jacket - Cake

Digital Undergound had some great comical lyrics.

"When we're in tha 69 my nose will tickle your rear"

"Like a beetle on his back, I've got to get back on track"

Kaiser Chiefs - Tomato in the Rain

"...when morning comes around, she's been stung by the hornet"

mickeyssssssssssssssss fine malt liquor

Growing on Me - the Darkness... never has a song changed so dramatically for me when I found out what the song actually was referencing


I can't get rid of you
I don't know what to do
I don't even know who is growing on who
'Cos everywhere I go you're there
Can't get you out of my hair
Can't pretend that I don't care - it's not fair

I'm being punished for all my offences
I wanna touch you but I'm afraid of the consequences
I wanna banish you from which you came
But you're part of me now
And I've only got myself to blame

You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
Any fool can see

Sleeping in an empty bed
Can't get you off my head
I won't have a life until you're dead
Yes, you heard what I said

I wanna shake you off but you just won't go
And you're all over me but I don't want anyone to know
That you're attached to me, that's how you've grown
Won't you leave me, leave me alone

You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
Any fool can see

You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)

"Elevator in my crib cause it's five floors
I'm not expecting you to have one inside yours
Vince Young, suicide.....doors"

All lyrics by Bloodhound Gang. Hilarious and horribly offensive.