Reminds me of the punch line to an old joke:

"My mommy says that with one of these, I can get all of those I want!"

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They are basically calling him a sexual predator. None of y'all ever played doctor as a kid give me a fn break

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Every kid plays doctor. Too bad you live in an overly Baptist neighborhood

I never grew out of the "playing doctor" stage.

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How has your kid coped with this the last two years? Has he found new friends in the neighborhood to play with?

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He has actually adjusted quite well. Even though he knows that those parents are overbearing, he still misses playing with the little girl. But He made friends with a kid on the next street over, whose parents know the situation and think it is ridiculous as well. Also, he has friends from school, that live a little farther away, but I just make the effort to make sure he can get to them to play.

OP, you should go show the neighbor's wife the "chicken heart" ifykwiata