Of course I had chips, queso, guacamole, an enchilada, a taco, beans and rice for lunch. That sort of evens out on some level, doesn't it?

I'd say so

I had a good breakfast, pad thai for lunch, so dinner was spicy mix, scotch, and a cocktail

has the flatulence hit yet?

pad thai

my babysitter when I was a kid told me the black seeds would grow watermelons in my stomach and the white ones would grow them out of my ears.

so, basically, you've been a dumbass all your life

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so, basically, you've been a dumbass all your life

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I'm having an apple and strawberries for dinner.

score....1 slice left in the fridge!

my Mom left me with the babysitter a LOT... I loved Missy though... she cracked an egg on my head, took me to 6th Street, let me ride with her on her pizza delivery runs, would lock us out of the house and pretend she was in harm but we couldn't get in the house... etc. She also let us stay up late and watch Dallas and Fantasy Island and Saturday Night Live.

I learned my first troll from her... she had a friend call her best friend to say she had been in a car wreck and died. She had her brother answer the bf's frantic call to her house and confirm the tragedy. It was QUITE interesting to me as an 8 year old. and I think it also scarred me for life. I don't believe anyone, ever.

I had whataburger for lunch. If I have a can of tuna for dinner, does that even out?

F it, I'm making some mac and cheese.

shark




oh hai!!!

sup

yob?

Getting close!

good. I'll stop bugging you about it. I gotta keep my kiddos in line though and on the right path.

Good fiber poops