I want to memorize a couple good toasts, seems like they could come in handy. What sayings do you use when you're kdrinking?

Lightly toasted wheat with applebutter.

Nutella

Melba

French.

Here's to the duck that swum a lake and never lost a feather, maybe this time another year we'll all be together

(you have to say the whole thing in less than two seconds for full effect)

Russian rye or gtfo

Damn it y'all are so hilarious.

”There's always money in the banana stand. Come on!”

thanks for the one decent contribution TH

Lol if you ever actually use that at a wedding I'm at I will burst out laughing

one good turn deserves another. between my legs hangs your mother.

At a wedding? That's not the type of toast I'm looking for, those you have to write yourself.

I'm just looking for stupid/funny ones to start a night of drinking

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"Here's to you, here's to me... friends for life we'll always be. But if we ever disagree... screw you, here's to me.

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For full affect, replace "screw" with the F-bomb.

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Here's to the stork who brings the pretty babies
Here's to the raven who brings the ugly babies
And here's to the Swallow who brings no babies at all

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Here's to Hell! My our stays there be as fun as our way there!

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Here's to fighting, cheating, stealing and drinking.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a lady's heart.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

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"To honor! Because if you can't cum in her, cum on her."

*Clinky*

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thanks for the one decent contribution TH

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Seriously? You left the topic open on the GB and didn't expect typical GB responses?? C'mon now, you've been around longer than this...if you would have said something along the lines of "Favorite Toasts (unedible)" or "Favorite Toasts you say after an event or special occasion", then maybe you would have got the responses you were wanting. But then again, this is the GB, so maybe not.

Good food, good meat, good god lets eat

Diehard you're right but still.

Texas

max

wow Earl, think you could have found a bigger wonderbread picture?

here's to swimmin with bow legged women

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wow Earl, think you could have found a bigger wonderbread picture?

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Everything's bigger in Texas

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve....

Here's to the bee that stung the bull and started him to buckin'
Here's to Eve who ate the apple and started the world to ... (making love)

Here's to cats that don't scratch and girls that do.

When God made man, he made him out of string.  
He had a little left, so he gave him a little thing.
When God made woman, he made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough, so he left a little space.
Here's to the space!

Here's to bread, eggs, & cinnamon. 
That's a French Toast.

**** *****es, get money

similar to gv11's above,

<give short speech about honor/integrity>
So here's to honor, and stayin' on her.

heres to fires
not fires that ignite and burn down shanties
but fires that excite and bring down anties

To Wars and Revolutions
to Hoars and Prostitution
To Broncs that keep on Buckin
and Girls that keep on F****n
If you cant Cum in her, Cum on her
To Honor.

(everybody else)

To Honor


[This message has been edited by big1russ (edited 6/1/2012 2:44a).]