I forgot about the Houston board thread, although its still an elaborate attention hoor/troll

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newhowdyag, how serious are you about this nudity thing not being sexual? For instance, would you go to a nude family reunion?

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Yes we would. We have contacted Healthy Hides in Houston but it appears they are all older. Again we'd like to meet with like ages so there is commonality.

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Nudists are trash?

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Uptight Human?

I've been to a nude beach before, but all and all am pretty ambivalent towards it. I definitely don't get doing any recreational activity or any work chore nude.

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We have contacted Healthy Hides in Houston but it appears they are all older. Again we'd like to meet with like ages so there is commonality.

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May have to start your own group.

Assuming you've considered Live Oak Resort, and Lone Star Resort?

I wanted to be a nudist but they had a problem with my boner! Sorry nudist police that I like to rock a boner! They're just jealous of my boner! Sorry my boner won't go away!

Do the nudists mind if I drop a deuce on the beach?

Cover it with sand and keep it 30 feet from the drinking water and you are good my man.

There is something about pooping out in the open that sounds invigorating to me.

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There is something about pooping out in the open that sounds invigorating to me.

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One summer during college I worked for a surveying company and we had to survey some very large ranches with no restrooms anywhere, so if we had to go, we just had to do it outside. I tried to avoid this whenever possible because there are few things as miserable as ****ting outside while drenched in sweat in Texas during the summer.

I love dropping a deuce outside. I had a fear of it for a long time as when I was about 8 I was doing my business at the deer lease near Laredo and I fell back on a cactus when dropping my drawers.

Any interested people, PM me.

You don't have any stars and therefore cant receive PM's

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and she's more than enough.

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Gee, could this be a Shallow Hal scenario??

nip4tip

Q: What do you get if you cross a middle aged nudist with a pig?

A: Nothing. There are some things that even a pig won't do.

Nudists are never the people you want to see naked.

This thread is gold Jerry.... Gold!!!!!

TexAgs weekend at Hippie Hollow!!


Who's with me?

So what do you do to get torqued? Tell your lady to put a shirt ON?

Otherwise, put me near some exposed hogans (hell even grodie softballs in tube socks swingin low on a nude beach) chances are I will be the human sundial for the day.

I'll bring the beer. I'm guessing y'all like Busch?

I'll be bringing candy, I'm assuming you like the Hershey? I'll be picking them up on the highway on my way in.

I'll bring the Gatorade, for your wife to rehydrate after I make her feel sub human with my Richard. I'm assuming she likes lemon lime, it looks like my pee.

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So what do you do to get torqued? Tell your lady to put a shirt ON?

Otherwise, put me near some exposed hogans (hell even grodie softballs in tube socks swingin low on a nude beach) chances are I will be the human sundial for the day.

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I've always wondered this too

I bet your wife is ugly

What a great start to my morning. This thread is awesome. I assume it's a troll, but just in case not, I have soooo many questions.

1. So when you want people to come and have friendly naked time, since it's not sexual, you'd be cool with just a bunch of naked dudes over at your house playing Rock Band or whatever? That's what you're asking for, it seems.

2. Have you ever ACTUALLY done this with other people?

3. If so, have you ever done this with other people while drinking?

4. If so, how many weens ended up in your allegedly hot gf during this non-sexual nude party?

Lol

Thread of the year.

Hahahahahahaha

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People still talk today about how big my dick was

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This did not happen.

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People still talk today about how big my dick was

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This did not happen.

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Everything looks bigger in a midget's hand.

bean flick. HA! That makes my day.

what if someone gets a boner? then what? does everyone still stand around nude together or allow that person to excuse themselves?