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nai06
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11:30a, 1/27/12
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Heres to lesbians and virgins,


thanks for nothing!
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Predmid
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11:33a, 1/27/12
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when god made man he made him out of string he had a little extra, so he made a little thing
whe god made woman, he made her out of lace
didn't have quite enough, so he made a little space

here's to things in space!





ZIGGY Z**** ZIGGY Z**** OYE OYE OYE
ZIGGY Z**** ZIGGY Z**** OYE OYE OYE
ZIGGY Z**** ZIGGY Z**** OYE OYE OYE
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Greg09Ag
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11:37a, 1/27/12
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Here's to Nuva ring!
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Dale Earnhardts Stache
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11:40a, 1/27/12
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Here's to the stork who brings good babies.
Here's to the raven who brings bad babies.
Here's to the swallow, that **** don't bring no babies.
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Tree Hugger
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11:41a, 1/27/12
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quote:
Here's to you
Here's to me
Here's to friends we'll always be
But if we shall ever disagree
F*** you, here's to me


We used to use this one quite a lot back in the day.
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Sling Blade
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11:50a, 1/27/12
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to getting what we need, to getting what we want, but not getting what we deserve.
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12:03p, 1/27/12
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quote:
Here's to finding a one nighter with golden locks, may you tongue punch her cinnamon fart box.

holy ****
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Scooley01
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12:16p, 1/27/12
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quote:
Here's to you
Here's to me
Here's to friends we'll always be
But if we shall ever disagree
F*** you, here's to me


This is my go-to.
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dahouse
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12:40p, 1/27/12
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I gave her my honor, she honored my offer, and all night long, I was on her and off her.

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Mleko
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12:43p, 1/27/12
sea bass's version

Here's to you
Here's to me
Here's to friends we'll always be
But if we shall ever disagree
Here's to you, and F*** me
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Tomdoss92
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1:45p, 1/27/12
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here's to swimmin with bowlegged women
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RabbleRouser07
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1:46p, 1/27/12
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Floatin down the river on a s*** house door,
Me and my dog and the girl next door.
Boobies so big, couldn't fit in a bucket,
P**** so nasty my dog would eff it.

(That one sounded much better until I had to censor everything)



Here's to the breeze,
that floats through the trees,
And lifts the skirts above the knees.

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Catch
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2:08p, 1/27/12
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Heres to forgetting the past, enjoying the present and looking forward to the future.
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Mostly Sunny Disposition
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4:20p, 1/27/12
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We like our women bold and crass, so lets get drunk and cum in their ass!
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G. hirsutum Ag
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4:37p, 1/27/12
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May a man never lift anything heavier than a shot glass and a pair of panties.
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Elliot P. Campbell
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5:12p, 1/27/12
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i love you guys
now let's drink
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BarnesCat11
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6:48p, 1/27/12
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Here's to ships, because there's good ships, and there's bad ships, and there's ships that sail the sea, but of all the ships the best ships are friendships so may they always be!
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Mostly Sunny Disposition
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7:16p, 1/27/12
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Freshman relationships can be a bit rocky especially after your girl was in the middle of our bukkake
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Naked Hiker_Old
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7:23p, 1/27/12
spit in my beer?
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Aggie Infantry
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8:45p, 1/27/12
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For those of you who served in the military...

Ranking Officer: "Here's to us and those like us!"

Reply: "Damn few left!"
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wheelsoff
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8:55p, 1/27/12
here's to snatchin' kisses..



and vice versa...
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