BoB. Blue star for you sir!

Send a dick pic the old fashioned way. Take a polaroid and wrap it in the envelope.

don't think that's the same lady

The last prisoner I wrote showed up at my office.

[This message has been edited by SoTheySay (edited 1/20/2012 9:09p).]

G** d*** BoB. You are an arrogant elitest *****. And it's awesome. 10/10 work my friend.

[This message has been edited by hunterntexas (edited 3/27/2012 4:17p).]

How. Good. Is. This.

So much win!!

My favorite part of the letter:

"I hope to be released on an ankle bracelet to my mothers..."

She's a keeper.

epic

I cannot believe how great TexAgs is!

oh the letter reminds me of when i was "dating" this hot chick from lets just call it a poor family circumstance.

I remember mentioning after one of our "dates" how happy i was because my brother passed his professional engineer exam. she responded with how proud she was of her brother, who received several gold stars or whatever the hell they give the incarcerated for not killing each other. yes. my brother the professional engineer. your brother, made it through prison colorin' class without stabbing anyone. same same but different.

I was so happy reading this that a little pee came out. Excellent internetting BoB.

i think i'm in love.

OMG I love TA

BB

Win

TexAgs NEVER disappoints! Now I'll never get anything done while waiting for this to unfold

Break that shiit.

I think we need BoB's letter as a point of reference.
She agrees with "alot" of it.

This made my day.

Hunter, here is the letter I wrote:

Amy Lennen #WA0491
CIW, 143 UP-RC
16756 Chino-Corona Rd.
Corona, CA. 92880-9508

December 19, 2011,

Amy,

In an effort to be completely honest, I have to tell you that I’m dating someone, am going to stay with her, and just thought it’d be cool to write an inmate after having seen a reference to you on a sports website.

Clearly you could have gotten any number of men to support you, didn’t need to steal or buy drugs yourself, and could have either earned your own living or found someone to earn a living for you, so I’ve got to know, what the hell did you do?

I’m amazed that someone who clearly had everything going for them could fall so far as to end up in prison. Surely you’ve figured out that you had it going on the outside and won’t make that mistake again.

A word of advice: You aren’t going to find anyone worth a *****on an inmate pen-pal site. I know you know this. Just get out, get in the dating scene, and let your natural assets find you someone. Anyone you find from a deal like this is going to be too spare to find a woman in the real world, and that’s not someone you’ll want for long.

Now that I think about it, find someone on this deal, some nerd with money who can’t find a woman, and stay with him until you get on your feet and find someone on the outside after you’ve used the nerd to establish yourself back in the real world.

Best of luck to you! Write me back and let me know what happened. I’d be happy to write back after I hear from you.

Hang in there,



Bob

*slow clap*

You need to tell her about Texags in your next letter.

BoB, I don't ever give internet points, but you have earned them my friend.

This is pure greatness. Well done Bob. Well done.

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Diet Cokehead

You need to tell her about Texags in your next letter.

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I have a feeling this not end well.

Shouldn't there be a mug shot somewhere online?

Do NOT mention TexAgs. You will ruin the whole scenario.

This.is.allsome.