Does anyone know, do you?

Say hello to the other poor people.

the drink coaster aisle

They sort inventory by shapes.

Check by the frisbees.

With the kitchen stuff. Some times on an endcap.

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They sort inventory by shapes.

Check by the frisbees.

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Hey, there are the Tostitos I wanted so let's NO GDAMMIT I NEED THE ROUND ONES AND THEY'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EFFING STORE STORE! :killseveryone:

Honestly, the only reason I have coasters is so that people who come over feel obligated to use them. I enjoy placing my sweaty cold beer on a wooden POS table while guests feels obligated to put a coaster down.

Of course, some of my friends would rather try to balance their beer on the arm of the chair and spill it every time they come over. You can't win them all.

May I suggest a few of these hats?

That's like asking what isle the Ferraris are at. Coasters aren't a poor people thing.

Poor people use old Kid Rock CDs

You might as well grab some torillas while you're on the circles isle.

Lol poors who dont have servants to hold their beverages.

there are tons of free ones at chilis. they are cardboard, but can be used a few times. just put a stack for your chick's purse next time.

My dream has always been to have a chimpanzee butler with a little tuxedo and a towel draped over his arm to serve me drinks.

Would it be worth the diapers, poo flinging, and huge banana budget? I like to think so.

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Poor people use old Kid Rock CDs

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Now that's just an ignorant statement.

Why would they go and waste a perfectly good Kid Rock cd?

Use these and you won't need coasters.

such an awesomely random question

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Would it be worth the diapers, poo flinging, and huge banana budget?

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Yes, yes, a million times yes!

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My dream has always been to have a chimpanzee butler with a little tuxedo and a towel draped over his arm to serve me drinks.

Would it be worth the diapers, poo flinging, and huge banana budget? I like to think so.

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You better provide him a competitive 401(k) or similar retirement plan.