A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly: The sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant You one wish.
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and
steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I
can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'