Dough

reminds me of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y18aPy3O1P4&feature=related

hey, idiots, stop telling the clown what to do. he's not here to amuse us, he's here to do math and freak us out

shut your dirty mouth. He is here to entertain me.

Can't sleep ... GTech Ag will eat me.
Can't sleep ... GTech Ag will eat me.
Can't sleep ... GTech Ag will eat me.

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he's here to do math and freak us out

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and he's all out of math?
/shivering in fear

Dear Clownie: let's see what you have got:

You are the ruler of a medieval empire and you are about to have a celebration tomorrow. The celebration is the most important party you have ever hosted. You've got 1000 bottles of wine you were planning to open for the celebration, but you find out that one of them is poisoned.

The poison exhibits no symptoms until death. Death occurs within ten to twenty hours after consuming even the minutest amount of poison.

You have over a thousand slaves at your disposal and just under 24 hours to determine which single bottle is poisoned.

You have a handful of prisoners about to be executed, and it would mar your celebration to have anyone else killed.

What is the smallest number of prisoners you must have to drink from the bottles to be absolutely sure to find the poisoned bottle within 24 hours?

So much win and WTF in this thread.

Duh, just look for the bottle that's been corked.

Sweet Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, make it stop!!!!

I'm about to wake my family reading this thread!

Incredible.

where the eff did my clown go?

he can't be making all these wardrobe changes in one night...right?.....RIGHT??

Holy sheet

sure he can. How long does it take you to change clothes?

.

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depends on the outfit and the song track I decide on

And the candles...a man has got to have some candles when he dresses.

this thread

Clown is going to bed...Sweet Dreams...

HOLY **** I THINK IM IN LOVE

back off, stan...that's my clown

oh my god... i dont think i can handle much more of this

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he pulled a number out of his ass

Yeah, show your work!

So. Much. Win.

please do NOT show pictures of your ass with numbers. tia

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please do NOT show pictures of your ass with numbers. tia

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well played

This has to be the best f'in thing EVAR!

BAD FREAKING ASS. GOOD JOB!!

10 is the correct number.

It is a binary theory problem, each prisoner basically drinks 500 samples of wine, and you use these subsets to determine which one is the poisoned bottle.

TOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!