My vote is for the one where Jack from "Will and Grace" was hosting. He and Jimmy Fallon were clerks at a designer clothing store, and dissing customers who came in. It was so funny that the actors couldn't stop laughing.

Will Ferrel on his oversized cell phone: "Dont you know, big is the new small"

Ohhh so many!

I loved the one with Farley and the "Gap girls" where he goes into that evil voice when somebody tried to eat his food.

and then of course Eddie Murphy as Little Richard Simmons...."play that saxophone!!"

Farley...."in a vaaannn, down by the river"

too many!

My all time favorite was Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze competing to be a Chippendale's dancer.

The best one of all is the Cheerleaders at the Swim Meet!!

"Taco? Burrito? What ya got in that Speedo???"

RandyAg98,
are you sure that wasn't the one with Pierce (sp?) Brosnan? I know that he did the same skit with Fallon, Horatio Sanz, and Ferrell, and the only one who didn't crack up the entire time was Ferrell. It was great.

Section 423, The Zone.....where vocal cords go to die!

BRING BACK THE LSU SERIES!!

SNL peaked with the "Bassomatic" commercial. Been going downhill since.

Eddie Murphy as the knock of Mr. Rogers, in Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood.

C-I-L-L....my Lan-lord.

Candygram...

Nope, it was definitely Jack from Willa and Grace, at least the one I saw, but Sanz and Ferrell were both in it too.

Some of their filmed segments have been classics. The one with Harry Shearer and Martin Short as a male synchronized swimming team, coached by Christopher Guest, is still one of the funniest things they ever did.

Tim Meadows and Ray Ramano doing a Sportscenter spoof.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98osportscenter.phtml
3/13/99

Stuart Scott.....Tim Meadows
Chet Harper.....Ray Romano

Stuart Scott: Well, the Lakers and the Sonics, at the forum, two of the favorites in '99.. so, who's it going to be in Y2K? Well, Shaq weighed in with his opinion - Boo-yah! Boo-yah! Boo-yah! That's right! Shaq-Daddy with 37 points - he sends an invitation to the Finals party, and it says "B.Y.O.B.": "Bring Youe Own Boo-yah!" The Lakers destroy the Sonics, 114-82. Chet?

Chet Harper: Thank you, Stuart! Latest talk is that David Robinson is over the hill. But in my book, you gotta get to Whitecastle before the weirdos show up! Tonight at the Alamodome, he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle! Sweet Sassy Molassey! Get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown as the Spurs beat the Heat, 86-79! Stuart!

Stuart Scott: The New Jersey Nets may be the team of the future, but tonight, against the Knicks, they were the team of.. right about.. now! The Folk Soul brother - Boo-yah! Jayson Williams with 22 rebounds, as the Nets win! Chet!

Chet Harper: Yeah! In action late last night, Sonics vs. Utah, John Stockton says, "Hey, look at me - I'm a little teapot, I'll run right up your dress!" But then, Olden Polynice says, "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!" But then Karl Malone says, "Sweet Sassy Molassey! You are gonna pay a lot! And the cost is gonna be prohibitive!" Jazz wins, 99-93! Stu-pot!

Stuart Scott: [ to Chet ] "Sweet Sassy Molassey"?

Chet Harper: Yeah. You like it? Don't steal it! [ to the camera ] Okay! Penguins need a win against the Bruins to get to the 500 mark. Yes, they do! But Penguin goalie Peter Skudra says, "Hey! Try not to shoot that puck up my pooper!" Yeah! But check out this guy - he says, "I'll shoot the puck anywhere I want. And if that happens to be in your pooper, so be it!" Stu-mongi!"

Stuart Scott: [ stunned ] We'll be right back! [ music fades commercial as Stuart looks over at Chet ] Hey, man, what are you doing there?

Chet Harper: [ confused ] What?

Stuart Scott: What was all that stuff about a puck up a guy's pooper?

Chet Harper: I'm just riffin', man. That's all.

Stuart Scott: Just riffin', huh? Come on, man, this is the Big Leagues, alright? This is Sportscenter. You can't do that stuff. Alright?

Chet Harper: [ not understanding ] You say "Boo-yah."

Stuart Scott: Yeah, I do. You just calm it down, alright? Just stick to sports.

Chet Harper: [ understanding ] Alright, I'm sorry. You're right, you're right. Sweet Sassy Molassey, you're right.

Stuart Scott: Yeah, we'll talk about that one later. [ the music picks up, as the show returns from commercial ] Welcome back! Let's go to the world of Women's Tennis, where Anna Kournikova was taking the court against the..

Chet Harper: [ interrupting ] Oh.. she's hot.. Oh.. I don't know about you, but my peenie just went: Broomp!

Stuart Scott: [ shocked and appalled ] Alright.. alright, uh.. let's just skip that one.. Let's try hockey! The Phoenix Coyotes are having their best year in history, and it's all due to the play of one Jeremy Roenig! Roenig shoots! He scores..!

Chet Harper: [ finishing ] ..and he celebrates! Like a slave who made it to the North! [singing] Old Man River!

Stuart Scott: You'd better watch what you're saying, man, alright?..

Chet Harper: [ riffing, holds his hand up for a high-five ] You'd better watch what you're saying!

Stuart Scott: [ to the camera ] Alright, we'll be right back. [ show goes to commercial, Stuart turns to Chet ] Alright, look, that's it. Listen, you're done, just get out of here, I'll do the rest of this myself.

Chet Harper: [ confused ] What? Sweet Sassy Molassey, I'm doing my best here.

Stuart Scott: [ mimicking ] Sweet Sassy Molassey.. [ angry ] Get him out of here before he says that again!

[ stagehand grabs Chet ]

Chet Harper: Alright, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go! But let me just say one thing: I've always wanted to be a sportcaster. Your clever metaphors and catchphrases escape me. Like a fat girl waving her trophy from the smell contest. But I want you to listen here! I'm not giving up! Alright? I'll be back. If it takes me two-hundred years, I'll be back! Lord Sweet Pappy Johnson with an erection, I will be back!

Stuart Scott: No, you won't.

Chet Harper: [ defeated ] Yeah, you're probably right!

[ Stagehand drags Chet out as Stuart completes Sportscenter solo for the evening ]

I also thought of C-I-L-L the Lan-Lord.

But who can forget "Cheesebuhgah, cheesebuhgah, cheesebuhgah, cheesebuhgah, pepsi, pepsi, pepsi...."

Also, Martin Short in the Men's Synchronized Swimming Event.

The Exorcist skit with Richard Pryor

1. Synchronized swimming
2. Buckwheat assassinated
3. Heck, anything w/ Eddie Murphy
4. "What kind of dang deal is that?" (Bill Murray and Steve Martin)
5. More cowbell
6. Any Matt Foley
7. Dangerous toys for Christmas
8. Wayne's World w/ John Goodman as the cop
9. "...but you can call me Mr. Steve Martin."
10. Bill Murray's "Star Wars" theme rendition

The most endangered species, the honest man
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2 words: Samurai Deli (w/ John Belushi)

Dan Aykroyd and Steve Martin as the "Two Wild and Crazy Guys."
The killer Christmas trees.
Fernando's Hideaway.

Anal-retentive Chef.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

Phil Hartman was the man.

My all time favs are:

Eddie Murphy playing the angry urban poet. He first appeared doing "Kill the Landlord," then followed that up with "I Hate Whites."

John Belushi revealing his training secret for the Decathalon was eating little chocolate doughnuts.

Farley and Sandler doing the Schmit's Gay beer commercial to the tune of "Beautiful Girls." "If you're gay, and you drink beer..."

Dan Akroyd - Mainway Products, Bag of glass, bag of nails, and bag of hammers

Any Jeopardy skit w/ Hammond as Sean Connery
Theodoric of York - "it's time for a bleeding."
The Shark
Wayne's World

For me, far and away the funniest was the assasination of Buckwheat.

Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze at Chippendale's tryouts

Schmitts Gay Beer

A Steve Martin Skit where he talks about what he would if he granted one wish in the world.

-Trachta

Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo with "Rock and Roll and Then Some". Eddie claimed to be the 5th Beatle.

"Hey Paul...let's kick Clarence out of the band and steal all of his great ideas."

Gig 'Em

Norm McDonald as Letterman: "Hey, uh, you got any gum?"

Fake Harry Carey

"I'll take swords for a hundred alex"

"I'm not a very strong swimmer."

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No, no, no. You're not mad at him. You're just pointing at him. "I see you. I see you. I see you."

***

No doubt about it. They synchronized swimmers were the best.

the Adobe!

Headwound Harry

Matt Foley. "...in a van down by the river!!"




If sometimes you believe yourself to be little, useless, offended and depressed, always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm in your group.

I'm gonna .....get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see!!!!

How can you forget that one? A bit old though.

Chippendales.

and all the Wayne's World skits

Chippendales

And I love the commercials. My favorite was the Robot INsurance commercial.

good one RAB