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my bf is going to Vegas for a bachelor party tonight
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Last: 16 yr ago by WH08PsyJayci
Fail!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no aids. just some other STD
good thing I can't catch babies from Vegas..phew!
but you can catch that when he gets back
[This message has been edited by guyace (edited 6/25/2009 5:35p).]
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UPDATE: He was immediately propositioned by a prostitute. He texted me last night and told me that he sat down at this slot machine around 1:00 am and she was a classy black lady sitting a couple seats down. She asked him how he was doing, and then she asked if he wanted to have some fun!
He said it was really awkard.
He said it was really awkard.
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at my last bachelor party, me and my friends threw the groom's bed up onto the hotel roof as a prank! ha you don't even wanna know the rest of that story
Wow that must have been some nice hotel! One of those you only see if you watch CSI.
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she was a classy black lady sitting a couple seats down. She asked him how he was doing, and then she asked if he wanted to have some fun!
Thats odd usually they throw in the brown sugar line somewhere. And yeah its real awkward.
so what exactly do vegas girls look like...post pic
It will happen many many more times. You should accept the fact that he will hook up with one of them. Since he will encourage him to go out to one of the brothels where atleast he will know they are clean.
google show that all these girls are in vegas:
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He's not likely to find cans bigger than yours, so you may be fine.
For my bachelors party in Vegas I was introduced to cans the size of balloons ready to burst. They weighed about 20lbs each and felt like they were stuffed with flour.
Some of the things they say to you while they are giving you a dance just makes you want to bust out laughing, or slap her and tell her to shut up she is ruining the experience with he talking.
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UPDATE: He was immediately propositioned by a prostitute. He texted me last night and told me that he sat down at this slot machine around 1:00 am and she was a classy black lady sitting a couple seats down. She asked him how he was doing, and then she asked if he wanted to have some fun!
He said it was really awkard.
Did he say what his answer was?
Also remember if you watch the Bunny Ranch show not sure what it is called, many of the girls are good looking and that place is a dump and is way away from anything nice. In Vegas they will be much hotter. I hope that eases your mind.
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I'M A SOLID #2
lol wut?
prostitution is illegal inside the city limits of Vegas.
Yes it is but there are still a ton of prostitutes that work the bars and they are hotter than the bunny ranch. One word of advice the cops know they can't stop the prostitutes so they have switched their focus to the johns. That could quickly ruin a bachelor party.
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1. There's like a couple that live for going to a strip club, and spend about a bazillion dollars. These are the guys you see a stripper leading, with his tie in her hand, to an ATM machine about 5 times during the night. They say things like "I think she actually likes me."
2. There is a large percentage of your friends that kind of chill out, drink some beer, and get a handful of dances, etc.
3. There's some of the guys who are kind of like "wtf is this all about" and don't understand how a strip club is worth a 20 dollar entry fee, 10 dollars per beer, and they are not about to spend money on some skanky meth-head stripper when they could use that money to get something really nice for the girlfriend.
add in a number 4 and this would be me
4. guys who know how much a strip club costs, but they don't care cause they aren't a poor. they get abolutely wasted and pay for each round of shots with the hundos they carry on them. get multiple lap dances before scoping out a good one for the champagne room. they go in the champagne room at least once in during the night just cause they can.
I hope my boyfriend is 5. None of the above, prefers his loving girlfriend over any sleezy stripper.
Yes option #5 is a real possibility. Men hate sleazy strippers with fake tans and big boobs.
There is also option #6. He gets turned on by the strippers. He returns to hotel and says yes to the prostitute.
There is also option #6. He gets turned on by the strippers. He returns to hotel and says yes to the prostitute.
Very Bad Things FTmfW.
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This thread is allsome!
- in Vegas, I held the door open for a girl walking into the same casino, at the first door she says "Thanks", at the second door she says "Do you want some company tonight?"
Chivalry is grounds for the hookers to proposition you.
Jayci - I'm sure your boyfriend would use a condom if he's gonna bang a stripper/hooker.
- in Vegas, I held the door open for a girl walking into the same casino, at the first door she says "Thanks", at the second door she says "Do you want some company tonight?"
Chivalry is grounds for the hookers to proposition you.
Jayci - I'm sure your boyfriend would use a condom if he's gonna bang a stripper/hooker.
T&P Jayci.
Its kinda funny picturing him at a strip club/ being asked by prostitutes. He seems a little to shy for that stuff.
That being said, he will be able to take on any motorboat thrown his way, like nothing any of the girls there have seen before.
Its kinda funny picturing him at a strip club/ being asked by prostitutes. He seems a little to shy for that stuff.
That being said, he will be able to take on any motorboat thrown his way, like nothing any of the girls there have seen before.
what is it with women and bachelor parties? get over it already...
I bet he gets to see a beer volcano.
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what is it with women and bachelor parties? get over it already...
Did you not see the OP? I'M SKEERED OF DA AAAIIIIIIDSSSS!
They just bought the most lightweight guy there a 100 oz margarita and they're going to see how much he can drink before he pukes. GO MARSHALL!
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