am I going to get AIDS?

Not if he doesn't ever come back to you.

give him some extra money so he can afford a hooker who makes him wear a condom

only if he actually comes back with his dick.

Is the bachelor party going to be on the Appalachian Trail?

t&p for your relationship

Just landed in Dallas from Reno...

Don't know if you'll get AIDS or something else, but the sure thing is that the tables will turn the day before he leaves...

I lost that whole $20 I was up

But you are not married to your boyfriend, so you should not be doing anything that would transmit AIDS.

Will he bet blackjack or just straight up poker?

they weren't married to the monkeys either

I'm not married, and my girlfriend and I have had numerous blood transfusions with each other. Are we going to Hades?

He's not likely to find cans bigger than yours, so you may be fine.

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You do realize he is going to Vegas right? If he was ever going to find them, he is going to the right place.

CDUB...it's Vegas...I'm sure there are freakshows worse than myself milling about...

It is best to just let him be and not ask questions. Do yourself a favor and drink heavily while he is gone.

but, Fen, have you seen the size of her bewbs?

In a couple of years, I can't wait to go to vegas. We'll totally get wasted and party and stuff.

It's also cool to do it to other hot girls there, because what starts in Vegas, happens in Vegas!

P.S. I heard something about someone's cans, and I'd like to see some proof.

at my last bachelor party, me and my friends threw the groom's bed up onto the hotel roof as a prank! ha you don't even wanna know the rest of that story

this was in Vegas ^^

just hope he doesn't have a rich friend that takes the group to a strip club. he will not be able to refuse the gift from his friend while drunk in that environment.

feel better now?

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I've seen pictures. I've also seen pictures of some of the girls in Vegas. Close contest.

he's never been to a strip club before. i think he might find it kind of overwhelmingly awkward.

maybe. that is until his buddy slips a stripper a few hundys and she shoves her hand down his pants.

Why do you say that? Have you been* to one and he just doesn't seem like he'd feel comfortable or something?

*in a non-professional sense

Going to a strip club while dating jayci would be like owning a Ruths Chris steakhouse, and then going to McDonald's for dinner.

Jayci, to tell you the truth, everytime one of my buddies wants to go because it's his birthday or whatever, or they just broke up with a girl, etc., we all go out with them, and about 1/3 of the group doesn't really want to, but we kind of have to be there cause it's a guy thing. I end up spending most of the night watching sports center, because I don't like wasting money on 5 minute lap dances.

...is that a joke?

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Omg, you are so adorable Jayci.

No, not a joke.
Usually when you go with a group of dudes, there are like three distinct type of friends that go

1. There's like a couple that live for going to a strip club, and spend about a bazillion dollars. These are the guys you see a stripper leading, with his tie in her hand, to an ATM machine about 5 times during the night. They say things like "I think she actually likes me."


2. There is a large percentage of your friends that kind of chill out, drink some beer, and get a handful of dances, etc.

3. There's some of the guys who are kind of like "wtf is this all about" and don't understand how a strip club is worth a 20 dollar entry fee, 10 dollars per beer, and they are not about to spend money on some skanky meth-head stripper when they could use that money to get something really nice for the girlfriend.

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that is until his buddy slips a stripper a few hundys and she shoves her hand down his pants.

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That awkward phase passes REAL fast.

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3. There's some of the guys who are kind of like "wtf is this all about" and don't understand how a strip club is worth a 20 dollar entry fee, 10 dollars per beer, and they are not about to spend money on some skanky meth-head stripper when they could use that money to get something really nice for the girlfriend.

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this is the bachelor...minus the spending on his girlfriend..haha

I'M A SOLID #2

at my bachelor party, a buddy of mine hired a stripper and she winded up getting banged and it was caught on film, I was not there to witness....

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am I going to get AIDS?

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You won't get da AIDS because I'm clean. See you in a few minutes.



[This message has been edited by Rex Racer (edited 6/25/2009 5:27p).]