Do you believe in anything?

Huh? Why do you ask that?

i believe in your mom

I believe in everything.

Is that it? No response? OK then, I'll tell you what I believe in.

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Also, some explanation into the nature and or cause of your question would be nice.

Good thread lucas jackson. Please, post more.

I thought you were a naihilist. My bad.

Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

that must be exhausting.

also i think this much fail should require him choose another handle.

Wow, I should get a two day ban for that. It is beyond me how I did not catch that.

You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens?