Texas A&M charges $5 to park but can't afford a Porta Potty at Reed for tailgating?
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Porta Potty at Reed for Baseball Tailgating?
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Porta Potty budget axed to payoff Jimbo...
There are bushes around Reed
Oh, look at me, I'm too special to take a dump in the parking lot.
Lol
No actual true Texas would complain about this minor of an inconvenience. This is what Gatorade bottles were invented for.
With that attitude he would require no more than a 5 hour energy drink bottle.Sean98 said:
No actual true Texas would complain about this minor of an inconvenience. This is what Gatorade bottles were invented for.
YokelRidesAgain said:
Oh, look at me, I'm too special to take a dump in the parking lot.
I laughed way too hard at this.
How many people actually tailgate at Reed?
Have a buddy that does it for every Saint Paddy's day up here in Dallas. He rents a porta body and put it in the back of his truck. Brings a set of stairs. Charges five bucks a person to come take a piss or crap in it. They deliver it and pick it up for me. About four to Five dollars
Have the police ever questioned him having a porta body in the back of his truck? Why does he need steps? Why would anyone pay five bucks to see a porta body? Does he do this around funeral homes or where? This sounds pretty weird!
Sounds like an entrepreneur doing entrepreneur things!
Sounds like he might have cornered the market on porta bodies.
This is why you should wear old shirts to games, so you don't mind cutting the sleeves off.YokelRidesAgain said:
Oh, look at me, I'm too special to take a dump in the parking lot.
warrington74 said:
Have a buddy that does it for every Saint Paddy's day up here in Dallas. He rents a porta body and put it in the back of his truck. Brings a set of stairs. Charges five bucks a person to come take a piss or crap in it. They deliver it and pick it up for me. About four to Five dollars
Good move on his part but I gotta be honest, I ain't paying 5 bucks to take a piss. My name will be spelled out in the dirt next to that thing. Or if you leave it in the truck, on your tires. Maybe the paint, too. You know the shake and splash. My aim sucks when I'm drunk.
You could always do it the Cajun way.True Texan said:
Texas A&M charges $5 to park but can't afford a Porta Potty at Reed for tailgating?
Walking through the parking lot at the 2022 Regional, I overheard a Cajun fan say to his buddies "Hey, stand on either side of me, I'm going to take a piss."
Lovely.
you moran said:warrington74 said:
Have a buddy that does it for every Saint Paddy's day up here in Dallas. He rents a porta body and put it in the back of his truck. Brings a set of stairs. Charges five bucks a person to come take a piss or crap in it. They deliver it and pick it up for me. About four to Five dollars
Good move on his part but I gotta be honest, I ain't paying 5 bucks to take a piss. My name will be spelled out in the dirt next to that thing. Or if you leave it in the truck, on your tires. Maybe the paint, too. You know the shake and splash. My aim sucks when I'm drunk.
It's cheaper than a public indecency ticket
Walk around to the front of the Rec, go inside, plenty of options available and you don't need an ID to access them.
THE very reason I have an empty Gatorade bottle as a permanent fixture in my camping gear.Sean98 said:
No actual true Texas would complain about this minor of an inconvenience. This is what Gatorade bottles were invented for.
I think the ones paying for it would have a tough time writing their names while squatting.you moran said:warrington74 said:
Have a buddy that does it for every Saint Paddy's day up here in Dallas. He rents a porta body and put it in the back of his truck. Brings a set of stairs. Charges five bucks a person to come take a piss or crap in it. They deliver it and pick it up for me. About four to Five dollars
Good move on his part but I gotta be honest, I ain't paying 5 bucks to take a piss. My name will be spelled out in the dirt next to that thing. Or if you leave it in the truck, on your tires. Maybe the paint, too. You know the shake and splash. My aim sucks when I'm drunk.
Agreed. That's why it's a good move. Haha
And also those few souls who don't want to "take a dump in the parking lot"
They'll be too busy rounding up all the dudes taking a dump in the parking lot.
Y'all are fulla shyt
If he's talking about the area I'm thinking of in Dallas on St. Patrick's Day, I can see them making some money from the port o potty. That's the hardest my bladder has ever been tested, with people everywhere, police everywhere, and like 3 cans available to the public with long lines.Quote:
Good move on his part but I gotta be honest, I ain't paying 5 bucks to take a piss. My name will be spelled out in the dirt next to that thing. Or if you leave it in the truck, on your tires. Maybe the paint, too. You know the shake and splash. My aim sucks when I'm drunk.
I may or may not have relieved myself at a tailgate somewhere on the A&M campus with a bus full of fans near by circa 2000. Again, I can neither confirm nor deny this...ensign_beedrill said:You could always do it the Cajun way.True Texan said:
Texas A&M charges $5 to park but can't afford a Porta Potty at Reed for tailgating?
Walking through the parking lot at the 2022 Regional, I overheard a Cajun fan say to his buddies "Hey, stand on either side of me, I'm going to take a piss."
Lovely.
I had a friend piss on a cop car back in college. Of course a night in the drunk tank was cheap back in the day. Drunken shenanigans (say shenanigans one more time...) are too expensive these days.
Maybe you will, maybe you won'tyou moran said:warrington74 said:
Have a buddy that does it for every Saint Paddy's day up here in Dallas. He rents a porta body and put it in the back of his truck. Brings a set of stairs. Charges five bucks a person to come take a piss or crap in it. They deliver it and pick it up for me. About four to Five dollars
Good move on his part but I gotta be honest, I ain't paying 5 bucks to take a piss. My name will be spelled out in the dirt next to that thing. Or if you leave it in the truck, on your tires. Maybe the paint, too. You know the shake and splash. My aim sucks when I'm drunk.
I can garundamtee you Momma won't
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