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lawyer daddies
In best Foghorn Leghorn voice:
"Your honor, these hooligans from TexAgs did willfully and purposefully post pictures on the world wide web of my perfect little baby. We MUST do something to send a message to the world that this WILL NOT be tolerated."
To which the judge replies:
"Counselor, which daughter is yours? The one who looks completely drunk, spanking her sorority sister, or the one with barely a stitch of clothing on?"
To which lawyer daddy replies:
"Er, um, ah, the latter, your honor."
To which the judge replies:
"We'll recess for 5 minutes. I'll be in my chambers. Please don't disturb me. And what was the name of the defendant website...TexAgs.com?"