I thought there was no way this thread could get funnier, then jgarza posted that

I sense another schedule release date coming...

Do schedule release date have a board?

I won't believe a word of this unless it comes straight from the Schedule Release Date Manager's mouth or Turgeon's super-secret pay newsletter for Big Cigars.

Vincent: You know what they call a schedule release date in paris?
Jules: They don't call it a schedule release date?
Vincent: Nah man, its LE SCHEDULE release date

Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Schedule release date?"
Jules: No, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause schedule release date aint my f***in business!

It's been more than a day without any schedule release date!
SCHEDULE RELEASE DATE!!!!!!!!!!

We need to step it up guys, I really thought we were on the cutting edge of schedule release date technology, but according to this our beta version of schedule release date is yesterday's news:

http://community.bigcommerce.com/bigcommerce/topics/6_0_schedule_release_date

Schedule release date is like android. the developers will build better versions as time goes on.

Long live schedule release date

Skynet fights back.

When schedule release date becomes self-aware, we're all screwed.

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jgarza will lead us to victory

The next movie phenom of all generations.

holy crap that's awesome!!!

3 billion human lives ended on Schedule Release Date. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Schedule Release Date. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the big XII lite. The computer which controlled the machines, t.u. , sent two coaches back through time...

Some are more skeptical than others about the coming of schedule release date...



[This message has been edited by rcb05 (edited 7/27/2010 9:51a).]

ttt

The Turginator: Why do you cry?
jgarza0203: You mean Aggies?
The Turginator: Yes.
jgarza0203: I dont' know. We just cry. You know, when we don't know the schedule release date.
The Turginator: Schedule release date causes it?
jgarza0203: No, it's when there's no schedule release date online, but you keep looking anyway. You get it?
The Turginator: No.

etad esaeler eludehcs = OP is the Devil

Dr. Silberman: I'm sure it feels very real to you.
jgarza0203: On Schedule release date, it's gonna feel pretty f***ing real to you too. Anybody not checking texags is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?

Rick Barnes=T1000?

Rick Barnes has removed his name from schedule release date.

Props go out to all posters who realized the greatness of Schedule Release Date and got on the first page. I slept on 'Schedule Release Date' and missed the windfall. Schedule Release Date's genius did not hit me until the second page where I immediatley realized I needed to be a part of Shedule Release Date history.

jgarza0203..., while Schedule Release Date is still going strong, and definitely legendary, it is about time you bless us, your loyal followers with a sequel.

I also bring to motion that anytime Shedule Release Date is used on Texags that it be capitalized regardless of grammar rules in honor of its greatness. Does anyone 2nd this motion.

SECOND @ND!!!!12

i second that motion

~ Trust Me, I'm A Doctor ~

Turginator: Affirmative!

SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!

Since I don't what to overwhelm Texags with too many posts, please direct all further posts to:

jgarza0203@schedulereleasedate.com

Thanks,

jgarza0203

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he took down the schedule release date, what shall we do now, please tell us o'powerful jgarza

~ Trust Me, I'm A Doctor ~

Oh noes!!!

and so it begins

~ Trust Me, I'm A Doctor ~

Wait, jgarza went back in time and altered the schedule release date?

dont even think the Mayans could have predicted the scheduled date of the release of the scheduled release date!!