The steam tunnels were the site of one of the funniest incidents that ever occured to me while in the Corps.
My old lady was a fatass. (Came in that way and lost most by the end of fish year)
There was some BQ zip that I had in a class. He farted me off one day and I decided I would pay him back.
So, my old lady got a folgers can, took a dump in it and then added some stink bait, and water and closed her up.
We waited until we thought the time was right and went under (we were pretty familiar with the tunnels by then). We went from dorm 6 to dorm 9. we had never actually gone into dorm 9 but we were sure it was relatively easy like the others. I went first and in the tunnel to 9 were two pipes that were about 14" apart. Both were extremly hot.
Being the lanky kid I was, I had no problem getting through. My old lady was another story.
After going through, I walked on down the tunnel. About halfway down, I all of a sudden heard my old lady screaming like he was getting murdered. I ran back and he was screaming about being stuck and his skin was melting. Sure enough, He was stuck between the two steam pipes. I grabbed both arms and began to pull. After at least a minute we finally got him popped out. He was moaning and groaning and so we took him dirctly into the dorm where we could see better. Sure enough, those pipes blistered up his skin on his back and his belley.
I could not stop laughing. I had to force myself to stop because I kept hearing BQ up above trying to open the door and talking about how they heard voices. after hanging out below the dorm for an hour, we slowly opened the door. ... nobody around. we tried to find the zips room but could not so we decided guilt by association. We put that can on the floor in the middle of the hallway, opened the lid, popped in a lit Short stick of Blasting powder and ran like hell. (out the side door)
We were halfway across the quad when that sucker went off and it rattled every window around.
Saw that BQ zip the next day.... said to him "you smell like shit".....
Looked at me for about 10 seconds until the light came on.